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Weaz

@spiceweasel.bsky.social

On a never-ending quest to bring back short basketball shorts, soft-launching this as a Philly sports account

& Titus Forever
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Bep has gotten ahold of my Stone Balloon mug from 2003 (it’s plastic)
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it's wings week at defector & so there's a lot of chicken wing talk going on & i like a good wing every now & then but i wish buffalo shrimp was more of a thing, thank you for your consideration
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just need every man i've ever worked with who is over the age of 55 to stop making it weird (i'm fine, everything is fine, they're just weirdos)
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y'all ever read the NOAA forecast discussion? :)
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i went out for a very short walk & saw a little sparrow fledgling & was freaking out for a minute like maybe it was hurt but then i saw an alleged parent sparrow nearby so i left them alone & then i came back around ~10 mins later & they were both gone so phew at least i didn't have to save a bird
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me & my friends carrying this website through the hard times with our stupid dick jokes, when you saw only one set of footprints, etc
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small good news post - James is taking the day off on friday (his bday!) & by that point this latest fireball heatwave should be donezo!
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Friendship ended with Jack Black Now Kyle Gass is my best friend
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texting my sister about Hades last night me: how many aspects do you have for the stygian blade? sister: all of them. THEY HAVE ONLY BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR TEN DAYS! i just got the last aspect of the stygian blade last night!!!! (i have been playing for literal years)
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hm, water in the work toilets is sorta brown, wonder if it's safe to drink the non-toilet water today
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it's Tone it Down Tuesday Things that need to tone it down -this weather -microsoft teams -imagine dragons end transmission, see you on Wind it Up Wednesday
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Alex “The Grink” Bohm
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Alex Bohm is 6’5”
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JD Vance didn't win a goddamn thing yet other than being secondary ape assistant to Trump for awhile, so
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girl are you HRIS software corporation ADP because you are a FUCKING MESS
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the album of the summer is 2003's Welcome Interstate Manager, by Fountains of Wayne
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ok but what the fuck is mubi?! (don't answer this, i am 41 years old and mad about how many different ways there are to watch things)
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uncool of Bep to stand at the front door today to sadly watch me leave for work, the image is burned into my mind, why would he do this to me, his mom???
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bartenders around the country must be furious with hozier
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nothing but respect for MY president
Today marks the 10-year anniversary of the release of my last album, Mandatory Fun. So to celebrate, this Friday I’ll be releasing a NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO!!!
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new Weird Al music coming, a hero emerges when we need him most
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was last night's HotD very boring or was i just extremely tired? (i fell asleep watching it)
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i am simply asking ADP to stop fucking me over every chance they get WHY ISN'T THE 4TH SHOWING AS A HOLIDAY THE PROGRAM IS SET UP CORRECTLY!!!! thank you this has been Work Whining With Weaz
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Woke up this morning in complete denial that it’s Monday, got to work and no AC in my office, move to a different office temporarily and the internet doesn’t work, basically I’m just waiting for a big piano to fall on my head when I walk outside
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adding the week that our fave hoagie place is closed to our calendar so we don't forget and can plan ahead to stave off any disappointment
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The Phillies are losing but my mom got hoagies and stuffed cherry peppers so not all is lost