The Piper at the Gates of Jawn

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Why not be composed of materials and combinations of atoms?

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might as well jump, to the polls

it has to be Harris so my dream of David Lee Roth returning to sing "Kamala" like "Panama" is finally fulfilled

i welcome the retread ur-conspiracy that tied up the entire party for almost a decade

They’re already doing the birtherism again. Lol

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i just had brain surgery and i'm on sooooo many drugs and let's fucking goooooooo

if I'm gonna get cancelled it's gonna be by liberal Zionists for this Jesus Hamas Christ meme I've been holding on to

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wondering how many of the elected Dems that privately or publicly want Biden to pass on the nomination are bolstered by disgust over the administration's Gaza debacle

Ted Lieu is a big'un

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Biden using his newfound immunity to take out lieutenants in the Democratic Party and decapitate its power structure

that's the ballgame imo

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The logistics of de-nominating Biden and then nominating Harris are already incredibly risky. The logistics of nominating anyone else, at this point, are so undeniably unworkable that suggesting it makes it clear you do not understand the American political system and shouldn't write about it.

[chanting grows louder] SWIM SUIT CON TEST

Hey you guys wanna see the dumbest plan to replace Biden possible? www.semafor.com/article/07/0...

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nothing will put this idea to rest sooner than actually getting into the logistics of how it'd work

Hey you guys wanna see the dumbest plan to replace Biden possible? www.semafor.com/article/07/0...

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"I think more than ever we need to go out and vote. We can't leave our country in the hands of these people [the far right RN party]," Mbappé said at a press conference in Hamburg ahead of France's Euro 2024 quarter-final against Portugal there on Friday." he did it www.lemonde.fr/en/politics/...

French elections: Mbappé says voting is 'urgent' after 'catastrophic' resultswww.lemonde.fr Star French forward Kylian Mbappé had previously called on young French people to vote at this 'crucial moment,' on Sunday, June 16, joining his team-mate Marcus Thuram in speaking out against the far...

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BREAKING: Upside side down French flag spotted outside the Alitos' summer residence

what's the funniest things that could happen if trump wins the presidency but dems win congress by substantial margins in both houses

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Here's some fashy tears for your Sunday.

i have a hard time imagining any other circumstance in which privately negotiating to bring an interview with the President to your radio station could get you fired, but Team Biden managed to do it

Philly radio station that ran an interview in which Biden was asked White House-written questions says host who did it went rogue, is no longer with the station wurdradio.com/2024/07/07/a...

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BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.

Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far rightwww.npr.org Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...

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Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too

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rubbing my fingers on a cybertruck to get the garlic smell off them

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>elections produce unworkably divided legislature >ppl think you're a loser >fascists win meaningless EU election >ppl freak out >call new elections >fascists do worse than expected >new legislature just as unworkable but ppl are happy that fascists lost behold the power of the jupiterian mind

The 2nd leading pollster projects a similar result—if anything a higher range for the Left coalition. This wld be a much stronger result than expected for the Macron bloc. If confirmed, key takeaway: Left & Macronist voters transferred onto each other much more than expected. Clear anti-RN front.

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Breaking: A left-wing coalition is on course to win the most seats in France’s legislative election in a surprise blow to far-right leader Marine Le Pen’s hopes of forming the next government Read more: bloom.bg/frenchelection

snickers ice cream bars >>>>>>>>>>> regular snickers bars

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every planet has an idea like "humans" but very few are bold enough to follow through on it

the talking head faction of the Bernie Bro 2020 left has really been shitting the bed hard enough that i do not blame Bernie or AOC or any squad member for keeping their mouths shut when they might otherwise advocate for Harris to take over

Ken Klippenstein is streaming with George Galloway. The Young Turks are hosting RFK Jr. One ex bernie spokesperson is streaming with candace owens and another is defending Nick Fuentes. Brianna Wu is hanging with lauren southern. Maybe now is the time to re-evaluate how the left chooses celebrities.

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this isn’t horseshoe theory but rather an internet era phenomenon i call the “Grifter Ouroboros”

also notable that Bernie is saying Biden can win while this is going on. giving a lot of left flank cover

its hard to find somebody more Hashtag Resistance coded than Schiff