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Mr. “Surf’s Up”

@strongestkungfu.bsky.social

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Everybody's got a job to do, everybody's got to move and groove. He/him.
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 17 hr
Fine, I’ll be the second member of Tenacious D.
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 2 days
I’ve reposted this before and am doing so again. I’ve muttered this post to myself approximately five thousand times.
Avatar the thing noticer @bug-deal.bsky.social · 5 mo
my bullshit detector is going ape shit. and my ape shit detector is going bananas
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 2 days
*putting my mouth directly against the microphone, generating screaming feedback* JO Vance
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 2 days
Love the flea market. Only place I know of where I can sell old DVDs, get my aura read, and buy a sketchy-looking crossbow all under one roof.
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 2 days
I love this depiction of a feral hog attack that’s dedicated to the sponsors of a local hockey arena.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 3 days
if you are a fan of potato chips it is a great time to be alive
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 3 days
lol the shooting happened in the middle of my partner’s birthday party
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 4 days
Too preoccupied to see Discourse as it’s happening, too stupid to parse Discourse post hoc; baby, we call that The Sweet Spot 🤙🤙🤙
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 4 days
Deliberately not a Politics Poster, but here’s how the public broadcaster in Canada is covering things.
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 5 days
Old, semi-translucent sweat pants and no shirt. A truly classic Dad Fit.
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amy j. garfield @amygarf.bsky.social · 5 days
Hellstar Remina - Junji Ito (2015)
Avatar Michael @michaelscotthand.com · 5 days
YOU GUYS THEY FOUND AN EYEBALL PLANET
'Eyeball' planet spied by James Webb telescope might be habitablewww.livescience.com Located 50 light-years from Earth, the beady-eyed exoplanet LHS 1140 b could be a perfect candidate for discovering liquid water outside the solar system, new research suggests.
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 6 days
Providing increased value to stockholders is so clutch.
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ceej @ceej.online · 6 days
tech bros fumbled the bag so bad on AI. they invented a way for humanity to glimpse the nightmare reflection of our own unfiltered Id and immediately neutered it so it can only spit out greeting card art and linkedin platitudes. we had an elder god on tap, and they made it a business major chatbot
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 6 days
Fine, I’ll be the Democratic Party nominee for president of the United States.
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 7 days
Using chemical solvents to break down the covalent bonds between art and artist. I’ll separate them or die trying.
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 7 days
Ah fuck! LONGLEGS! I’m so scared! Aaaaaaa!
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 7 days
Happy “THE HITCHER 4K Bluray From Second Sight Films Now Available For Preorder” Day to all that celebrate.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 8 days
learning lin-manuel miranda is adapting THE WARRIORS
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 8 days
This “sexy Sadako” statue left money on the table by not fully committing to the bit—have her butt and legs sticking out of a television and include an optional word balloon accessory that says HELP STEPBROTHER I’M STUCK
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 8 days
Bad news, gang; I will be unable to meet my NATO defence spending targets this year 😩😩😩
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 9 days
“This is *Hitler’s* canoe!” has been an intrusive thought in my head since this episode aired in ‘97.
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 9 days
Playing through the fantastic System Shock remake made me realize that I’d be a hardcore Soulsborne person if they were first person games with a sci-fi setting.
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 10 days
NEMESIS 2: NEBULA isn’t a good movie by any definition I can figure, but it’s very clear that the absolutely jacked female bodybuilder with vacation braids was Albert Pyun’s muse; 70% of the movie is either her jogging while dressed like a cavewoman or doing lat pulldowns.
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 11 days
Get a load of frigging Cleopatra over here
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 12 days
I’m leveraging generative AI to disrupt the concept of treats. 👏CUT👏ME👏A👏CHEQUE👏
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 12 days
Constantly tantalized by the scent of exotic spices
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the thing noticer @bug-deal.bsky.social · 4 mo
its so important. to smoke weed a lot and get really high. and brave
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 12 days
Brexit has “gone woke”!
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 13 days
“Men shouldn’t wear cargo shorts”? Oh, so I’m expected to just leave my house with no inventory whatsoever? I’m supposed to just carry any items I encounter in my *hands*?!
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Mr. “Surf’s Up” @strongestkungfu.bsky.social · 13 days
This title reads like a @itsphetz.bsky.social bit that broke through to reality.