Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉: learning lin-manuel miranda is adapting THE WARRIORS

learning lin-manuel miranda is adapting THE WARRIORS

first of all it already got the only adaptation it ever needed in the form of a 2005 ps2 game, secondly what if I chased lin manuel miranda around with a garden shovel

envisioning lin manuel miranda trying to get back to coney when every gang is after his head and working out that he'd pretty much just spend the whole night in a bathroom stall until wrapping his head in toilet paper and trying to sneak by that way

I regret we never got my pitch for the third tom Holland spider man which was spidey getting outed and a bounty put on his head and he and the members of the youth hero team the warriors having to battle their way across new york from coney Island to Tony starks mansion in Central Park.

Title could have been Spiderman HOMERUN

Spiderman squirrel girl ms marvel et Al fighting the baseball furies would have been an awesome set piece

Great now I have to kill him AND Taika Waititi with a shovel. My calendar is filling up fast

i personally can't wait for the big ensemble number "What's the matter? You going faggot?"

Can't wait for The Rumblers (we changed the name because it was too violent) Patriotic Post-Giuliani NYC Rap-Along, coming soon to Disney+

Wow, I didn't know Hollywood was taking pitches in the form of curséd madlibs these days.

NO

I cannot dig it

clinking bottles together but when the camera pans up I'm crying like my dog just died

Scary thing is who's he gonna cast himself as? I see him leading the cast in a rousing rendition of something called "Can You Dig It?"

I will put $100 down right now that he does. He won't be able to help himself

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If I’d ridden the Obama wave to a steady gig as a sub-standard Alan Menken scion right before America’s youth crowned me court jester of two-faced Gen X liberalism, I’d just cash those those Disney checks and keep my head down.

Lol

Oh God the clinking glass bottles on the fingers is going to accompany entire song, isn't it

I know in an industry full of genuine threats to others and all LMM being the king of cringe mountain isn't really as bad a sin as others but god I hate him

his ability to massage or even redeem monsters in the eyes of liberals should not be forgiven

WHAT

Looking forward to white liberal dorks w/Warriors totebags telling me to Come out and playay to the polls.

Coney Island already sells Warriors merch, which makes more sense than this travesty.

That's the coolest thing I've heard today. Every part of the city should do this. I'd love to get Lizzies gear at the Bowery.

Like "come out to play?" oh noooo

I want the universe where he doesn't cast Himself and retires after the Walter Mercado biography

He’s gonna do that hand thing instead of the clinking bottles

And here I thought that the PS2 video game would be the weirdest adaptation

NOWHERE IS SAFE bsky.app/profile/cait...

every once in a while i am reminded that lin manuel miranda is in an episode of bluey and i get irrationally angry. is nowhere safe

haven't we suffered enough

Wow this is going to be so bad I can't wait

Which role do you think Lin-Manuel will cast himself as

Oh God, NO

why would you do this

it's a perfect movie

All of the words are correct but I cannot parse this sentence.

Hopefully the director says he's going to start with the final scene, tell him to walk into the ocean and don't stop until he's told to and then go for lunch (at 8am).

I would simply not do a massive line of coke while watching West Side Story then get distracted and change to a different streaming service where a trailer for The Warriors autoplays thus giving me an incredibly dumb idea which should be taken out back and shot

I always wanted to get a remake of the Warriors! *monkey paw ominously curls another finger*

I'm Lin-Manuel and I'm here to say Warriors, come out to pl-- *sound of me being shot*

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