the only person that calls me a man or tells me i look like a man is myself but i live alone and don't have a job or friends or hobbies so that bitch has all the time in the world to really lay it into me
it's actually really embarrassing to go out and be like "hi, i know i look and sound like a man, but please humour me when i tell you my name is Sarah"
Bloomburrow prerelease is tomorrow night and i was really looking forward to getting out and playing cards for the first time in a while but i think atm I'd rather stay home and get drunk and fantasise about smashing my face in with a shovel
feel like shit when my brows grow cause it looks crap, feel like shit when i pluck them cause its a lot of time focusing on my face, feel like crap when i get them waxed cause i have to explain to places 2 or 3 times that i want them shaped like a woman's cause they just think i'm a dude otherwise
me: i really need to get my eyebrows under control, letting them get overbrown and bushy like i have makes me look like shit
me a week later: wtf, i look like shit
Everyone's like Megatron *should* be a gun or *should* be a tank or *should* be a helicopter. Well, you know what I think Megatron *should* be? Nicer to Starscream.
love trying on a new dress and being reminded that they look like shit on you and there's a reason you stopped wearing them despite really liking them
just gotta stick your hand on the electrified cupcake every now and again
people understand that straight white boys getting called slurs on xbox live didn't suddenly mean they experienced the relevant oppressions but the minute you say the word "transmisogyny" they're all like 🤔
finally took care of the dishes that have been marinating in their own filth on my sink for a week. please say "bloody hell, that's disgusting, why would you leave them for that long"
remember when every niche subcommunity you'd be part of would be liable to break off into its own bespoke message board. so all of a sudden you and the others you knew that were into Oingo Boingo and debating DragonBall power scaling on GameFAQs were now posting on a new forum called Dance and Stomp
so many exciting new opportunities to scold trans people have just opened up for libs. Christmas in July for the most insufferable pricks you've ever met