Matt Sussman 🥌

Matt Sussman 🥌

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The next vice president of the United States

Solar Jetman on the Switch NES Online: now That’s What I’m Talking About™️

Most runs scored in a game this season: 20 (A’s) 19 (A’s) 18 (A’s)

1-0 at the Pan American Masters let’s hear it for sports 🥌

I walked in a parade as an athlete today

“Much bleeding took place”

Finally saw a Cybertruck. Absolutely devastated. I thought I was going to avoid its aura, but I had to go to downtown Cleveland

Last night I saw a car trailer get pulled over for speeding. A Steven Wright joke come to life. Blessed

the composite bluesky user

I’ll be curling in like 48 hours and my sunburn is almost gone

first I've heard of this www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Opinion | Donald Trump Is Unfit to Leadwww.nytimes.com He failed the tests of leadership and betrayed America. Voters must stand up to him in November.

I can think of one thing that would vault biden in the polls and it's something that the supreme court says is legal

can I have the rest of wander franco's salary

CNN is pivoting to stepping on rakes

here's a push notification, nerd: I'm about to push you

[American League Centraling intensifies]

MLB dot com offering MLB dot TV at half price in july without any explicit reason given is one of my favorite bits

We have a potential Lino Urdaneta in the making

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sisyphus eagerly watching how it’s made: pulleys

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Box Score Banter 2024: Think Inside The Bun(t) by Matt Sussman (@suss2hyphens.bsky.social) free to read with Basic login

Box Score Banter 2024: Think Inside The Bun(t) | Baseball Prospectuswww.baseballprospectus.com A breakdown of a breakdown.

today on BSB we see where it all went wrong for the white sox in the ninth inning, and avoid jake burger name puns as long as possible www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

Box Score Banter 2024: Think Inside The Bun(t) | Baseball Prospectuswww.baseballprospectus.com A breakdown of a breakdown.

French for The Anus, Michigan

TIL there’s a Peruvian soccer club called Sport Boys en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_B...

Sport Boys - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org

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my dog the minute he gets out of the bath

And I said What about Lunch date at Taco Bell

Put Simone Biles in for one NBA play and we’ll get the most spectacular block in basketball history

good morning, our yorkiepoo cornered two baby raccoons this morning. everyone's fine (physically)

A hot dog eating contest is somehow grosser then a hypothetical hot dog making contest

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Oh wow. They forgot that Joey Chestnut usually brings all the hot dogs for the hot dog eating contest. They're bringing out hamburgers because they don't have any hot dogs. Everyone is booing. This is getting ugly.

Every 4th of July I sneak into the Library of Congress and replace one word in the Declaration of Independence with one word from the first scene of HBO’s The Newsroom