Rob Wesley

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I know no one is allowed to watch or talk about sports on this site, but you truly missed the healing moment this country needed with that Home Run Derby anthem performance.

JD Vance looks like someone in disguise, right? Like, not a specific someone, but someone doing an Undercover Boss?

Does Christian Bale know about The Bartman?

"We're gonna find out...where is The Rizzler? He wasn't in the rap, they did a rap song, he wasn't even in it! They got new guys, they - uh, the heck's the place called? Sam's Club! Sam's Club. They got these Sam's Club guys but no Rizzler? Where is he? We're gonna find out. Folks, we'll find him."

If the Paul Mescal/Denzel Washington thing works out in Gladiator II, I'm going to be ready to swoop in with a VIR2OSITY script with Mescal as Sid 6.8.

A Sam Raimi horror movie called SEND HELP = me imagining BEATLES VS EVIL DEAD

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"It's me, Tom. From Top Gun. Top Gun: Maverick." -Tom Cruise introducing himself to Glenn Powell every time you're seeing them together in some photo from a Twisters red carpet event. It's just how he does business, it's the right way to do it.

Happy National Video Game Day The National Video Game is, of course, General Computer Corporation's Ms. Pac-Man (1982).

I would start watching House of the Dragon again if they did an episode where a character is shockingly killed off by getting hit by a foul ball in an inter-mural softball game meant to help bring the various houses together.

"...Goodbye, my friend." "No, dad, look out! He's coming back! He's charging! He's enraged!

Workshopping some stuff so I can join in the British politics conversation. So far leaning towards: -"Yeah, I was just reading about that!" -"That's wild, it really is" -"You know, it makes you think, I mean, uh, in terms of the election over here, you know?"

JAWS prequel where we see Jaws' rise to power

Oh wow. They forgot that Joey Chestnut usually brings all the hot dogs for the hot dog eating contest. They're bringing out hamburgers because they don't have any hot dogs. Everyone is booing. This is getting ugly.

Biden goes on live TV and solves a Rubik's Cube. They bring him a 4x4 Rubik's Revenge but he makes quick work of it. Next? Rubik's Magic. He's never seen one before and is thrown, but ultimately he prevails. Now smug, he asks what else they have. A mistake. For it is the dreaded Rubik's Clock.

Breaking news: President Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside.

Biden and aides concede he needs to quickly demonstrate his fitness for officewww.washingtonpost.com Critics have been shaken by his relative inaction to directly address the panic ignited by his halting debate performance last Thursday.

The Magibook version of Gatsby also clears up that Doctor T. J. Eckleburg is the head of the time project in the future that Nick is using to try to change the past. The green light is someone emerging from the time stream. Most readers miss that. Also, the book was originally called NICK OF TIME.

The presidential debate on PBS tomorrow, but they have the Costco Guys on, who each rate every single statement made by the candidates on the Boom Scale live throughout the entire debate, their volume growing increasingly louder as the debate goes on.

Saw the first photo of the new Clark Kent and listen, it's just a single still image, not even an official photo and it's probably just a weird angle on his hair like his hair probably doesn't even look like that but also, I'm sorry, they have to reboot again.

I've been thinking about it and what if we just invented a second internet?

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For The Comics Journal @comicsjournal.bsky.social, I wrote an in-depth investigation into Roy Thomas, Len Wein, and the curious case of who created Wolverine. Featuring interviews with many of the key players.

Logan’s Run: Roy Thomas, Len Wein, and the curious case of the Wolverine - The Comics Journalwww.tcj.com Who really did create Wolverine? And just as importantly, why should any of the rest of us care?

The Josh Gad-Industrial Complex rolls on. It won't be stopped.

Excited Homicide may finally be streaming because 1) it's GREAT, especially the first 3 seasons 2) it will matter again that I am the best at being a fan of Homicide Anyway, a TV show that had a season finale that was just Bruno Kirby and Richard Edson tooling around to an ELO soundtrack. It ruled.

I assume favorites over here are already hidden. I'd be doing much bigger engagement numbers. I mean, I'd just have to be doing better numbers, wouldn't I? the posts are pretty good, right? Not my a-material, no, I'm holding that back, but still pretty solid stuff from just some guy on the internet.

All those Verizon ads will make sense now: Giamatti will be playing an Ebenezer Scrooge Program that escapes a holodeck and tries to destroy Starfleet.

NEW! #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy just landed another big name for its freshman year of adventures — Paul Giamatti joins the series as the first season's main villain Read more: tinyurl.com/sfa-giamatti

Paul Giamatti Joins STAR TREK: STARFLEET ACADEMY as Season 1's Recurring Villaintinyurl.com STAR TREK: STARFLEET ACADEMY just landed another big name for its freshman year of adventures — Paul Giamatti joins the series as the first season's main villian

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Awesome new song from Philly rockers Mesmer and an amazing video directed by my pal @classypatrick.bsky.social. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM41...

Mesmer - Oceanswww.youtube.com Download/stream the song from Bandcamp here: https://mesmer-phl.bandcamp.com/track/oceans Director — Patrick Rapa Editor — Ed Hogarty Second Unit Director — Mike Rapa Prop Master — Luca Rapa Consultation/Inspiration/Transportation — Shelly Halloran, Amy Baily, Christina Rapa, Margaret Rapa, Lori Hill, The Guzzos, Kris Kennedy, Mike Kennedy, Lori Litchman, Robert McCormick, Robert Jones, Sandra DiPaola, Wussy, SEPTA, BadAxe Axe Throwing, Apple Rankings, The Pub, Steel Pier, The Philadelphia Zoo, the Friday Zoom, and the people and animals of Philadelphia.

Ok, but what if it’s not an “elevated thriller” but instead an elevated “Thriller”? Paul Giamatti starring in a big screen adaptation of the THRILLER video, what if that’s what it was? #ThrillerEyes

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Have to respect the Diamondbacks for choosing to pay tribute to consummate craftsman Jon Avnet, director of 1991's Fried Green Tomatoes and 2008's Righteous Kill, with a patch on their jersey. A lot of teams wouldn't have.

A big man, biggest man in the whole yard, he came up to me, tears in his eyes…I started a fight with him right away. You have to, you have to fight him. You have to fight the big man, that way they don’t mess with you.

Just did a spot about the verdict on BBC News and humiliated myself, kept saying “crimbo” because I thought that was their word for criminal but it’s not it’s their word for Christmas. Goddamn I looked like a dipshit, this sucks.

Hearing that jurors found the most damning piece of evidence to be that nobody involved had their Venmo transactions set to private and you could see the notes said "HUSH MONEY"