Skeet Sarah Dee

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I’m not sure this can get anymore Iowan.

My toxic trait is always being right 💅

All Australians are left handed.

To the Taco Bell employee who made my nachos bell grande so perfectly, I love you. I had the worst day and this is just the best thing.

To be or not to be? How about did I lose weight or am I just off my period? That’s the real question, bill shakes.

Got a front row seat of a content creator family at my pool and it was something they were all doing together which is great but somehow it was still so fucking annoying and I don’t know why.

Milk me daddy.

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Did anyone get choked and punched at work today because this teacher did and I’m definitely not the only one. Pay us more.

Accidentally took this to the school bus stop, didn’t notice until I was in my car. I was wearing my school’s ID someone please kill me.

I’m getting dental through my new job I’m so excited.

Just learned some of y’all have gas attendants in your state. Fuckin spoilt.

I have body dysmorphia so I always send a picture of me looking my best and a picture of me looking like this so my date knows exactly what he’s getting.

I should call me.

When he calls you a slut but not *his* little slut.

I usually like apartment living but when you’re having your coffee outside and the guy above you can’t stop sneezing, hocking, and snorting his snot instead of going inside and blowing his nose… I need a house in the country.

Man confessed his love for me and I’m not there yet so I panicked and said, “thank you for sharing your feelings” like a mf preschool teacher someone kill me. He was so cool about it 😭.

Why is there always some guy in a movie theatre parking lot revving his engine? Does he get paid for that pick me energy?

Sure breakups hurt but have you—

There are people who don’t believe women can feel when they’re ovulating and you know what? Rude.

It’s funny to me that security usually checks handbags when women go to events and we don’t often sneak weapons in, but we do sneak in snacks and alcohol so is it for safety or for capitalism?

When you’re maga but extra 💅

If you’re into milfs, you better like stretched out jiggly stomachs this isn’t porno.

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when you're trying to get an adult to change their behavior you should be as smug and condescending as you can manage. try to make them feel like you hold them in contempt, that they're a piece of shit. it works wonders, really gets a lot done for your cause

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mr. cannoli

What happened 1 hour ago that made everyone on this site vaguepost at the same time

Can’t imagine paying $800 for a toilet that has nooks and crannies for men to trap their piss in.

If you have adhd, how many times do you clothes mildew in the washer before you dry them and why is it at least 3.

Our lord has spoken

Liking porn but not liking camel toe makes no sense to me.