Millennials of my age will remember the endless essays on how "hookup culture" was turning us all into jaded carnal husks.
My dream is that one day college students will find discover the perfect ratio between chastity and nasty rutting to shut up our nation's columnists.
It’s hard to ignore that there’s a class of cranky commentariat that was upset that kids changed norms and had too much sex and then became upset that kids changed norms and had not enough sex and it’s becoming to look kind of unsettlingly preoccupied
the really cynical part of me is interpreting, from columnist-speak to English, “too much sex” as “they’re banging everyone but me!” and “not enough sex” as “they’re refusing to bang me!”
