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So it turns out that the weirdest animal in Lake Baikal is not the freshwater seal. No, it's the GODDAMN CHIRONOMID MIDGES WHOSE LARVAE LIVE AT OVER 1300 METERS IN DEPTH WHILE THE ADULTS ARE WINGED INSECTS
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Listen I'm perfectly willing to accept the existence of aquatic insects BUT NOT A GODDAMN MILE UNDERWATER
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For me it's just an extension of "shrimps is bugs" but of course everyone's different, especially about bugs and deep water
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Shrimps do not metamorphose into things with wings that have to lay eggs tho! Like! HOW DOES THIS WORK WHAT IS GOING ON they are so little and the adults FLY how can the babies be over a KILOMETER deep
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No you've definitely got a point about that. If shrimps crawled out one day, molted and started flying...well I'm glad they don't, is all.
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Speak for yourself! Flying shrimp would be a dream come true!
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Big “Shrimp Jesus” Energy
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What about butterfly shrimp???
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There are only two reasons why people would begrudge my butterfly shrimp, one being my not sharing them, and the other being my not sharing the recipe for the passionfruit butter rum marinade.
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You know what, they'll do what they want.
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Huh, and I thought the zerglings were the weirdest thing in lake baikal.
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Also weird and beautiful but I feel like they're an expected presence in a lake with fluorescent green sponges, you know?
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I imagine insect larvae don't feel much fear but if I was a larva at the bottom of a deep ass hole filled with water and I knew that at some point, I would have to swim to the surface because I will lose my ability to survive under water... that 1300m of water above me would feel hella daunting
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other aquatic animals living at 1300m can just chill but an animal that can experience drowning?? Fuck no why would you put yourself in that position
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I, for one, am relieved that the weirdest thing in that lake is insects that grow up a mile below the surface and then go into the air to fuck. As horrors that may lie in the depths go, this is actually pretty cute and fun.
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I’m sorry they have hemoglobin?
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Honestly the oxygen thing is the least of my issues; my real hangups are how on earth do they lay their eggs and also wtf does their metamorphosis even look like
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Do the adults swim down to deposit their eggs or are the eggs laid on the surface and then fall?
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I believe it is the second one!
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Which is the less insane of the two options but still seems absolutely wild
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Definitely wild. That’s such a risky move! There’s so much that could go wrong on the way down. Plus there’s a huge and sudden temperature shift and oxygen shift.
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You know what, after what Belgica and Diamesa get up to I 100% believe chironomids are doing weird things there too.
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