Taka Hanazawa: There should be a refrigerator full of sandwiches at every publicly accessible Federal facility. This includes post offices, military recruiting centers, IRS offices, WHATEVER. The sandwiches are not very good, but, & this is KEY, they are absolutely FREE to anyone who wants one no questions asked

POSTAL BANKING is a great idea and it leads me to my other great idea: FEDERAL SANDWICH. Guaranteed access to a sandwich to anyone who wants one at ANY US Federal Govt facility. Let me explain. No, there is too much, let me sum up:

Postal banking FTW!

There should be a refrigerator full of sandwiches at every publicly accessible Federal facility. This includes post offices, military recruiting centers, IRS offices, WHATEVER. The sandwiches are not very good, but, & this is KEY, they are absolutely FREE to anyone who wants one no questions asked

The sandwiches will contain, at a minimum, two slices of bread, one slice of american cheese and one slice of deli meat. A pickle spear will be provided upon request. Condiment packets will be available on request.

You can have as many as you want, but you gotta finish the sandwich you have before you ask for another one, and if there's a line you have to get back in line.

This will create additional jobs and give us something to do with the absurd US government cheese surplus.

Oh and maybe you can get a PB&j or something if you're vegan or vegetarian

Obviously this will need to be a constitutional amendment so that Republicans don't try to cut it

We were promised a taco truck on every corner. But if you throw in a burrito option I can get behind this proposal.

We could use the Republicans for sandwich meat and solve multiple problems.

I don't mind if people cut their sandwiches, as long as we can all agree that they taste better when cut into triangles

USA is about to find out that that isn't adequate protection

no meat, extra cheese for the vegetarians 😌

Sorry, "government cheese surplus"?

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Cheese Caves and Food Surpluses: Why the U.S. Government currently stores 1.4 billion lbs of cheesewww.farmlinkproject.org Hundreds of feet below the ground in Missouri, there are hundreds of thousands of pounds of American cheese. Deep in converted limestone mines, caves kept...

(excellent question thank you for asking)

Why not?

What do yo mean “on request”? Anyone who doesn’t want a pickle is a communist. (Alternatively, make the pickle included and then I can just have the ones that people don’t want!)

My only note is the sandwiches can and should be good! The cost difference between a sad sandwich and a good one is not large

They are not BAD, just, meh. The bread is plain white, the cheese is government cheese, the meat is processed, the pickles are the cheap kind

Okay, okay you're cooking and I like it. I'd add a gluten free option, but I like it.

And who will be performing health inspections at all of these federal facilities suddenly bootstrapped into being cafeterias?

Employees of the Department of Sandwich