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They're so worried about how we'd handle UFO disclosure but weekly tell us things like "everyone's already permanently poisoned, also there's Legos in your dick" and expect us to go right back to work
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The world is going to end in fire, flood, famine and pestilence any day now but go spend your last precious moments in a thankless job that treats you like shit and doesn’t even pay you enough for basic needs, much less for the pestilence treatments. Have fun, kiddos
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Keeps me in triscuits at least
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I can only afford the special edition Aquaman collector’s triscuits that taste like eels
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wait wait wait wait wait wait T R I S C U I T S ? ? ?
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You don’t have the superhero collector triscuits??? 😱
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I've never even heard of triscuits before!
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I'll take your word for it. Frankly I was just surprised that there's something called a triscuit!
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It is sort of a dinky little name. Maybe it has another meaning in another place I’m not aware of?
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No no, I mean biscuit/triscuit, has that latin 2/3 prefix as in bicycle/tricycle, so it sounds like a pun. Does that make sense?
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Ooooh I had never even realized that before. 😂 I should go create a uniscuit