Taxbeast

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Why does every character in Concord look like they smell like Spaghetti-O's.

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Comms Open! Taking 4 spots. Painterly $175/+25 BG(Top row) Cel Style $150/+25 BG(Bottom Row) No cub/hard kinks at this time. If you're unsure, ask. May or may not accept based on interest, don't take it personally. Paypal Only. DM preferred, Cold open "Hi/hello/hey" blocked immediately.

What a kneejerk reactionary response for brownie points from people who don't listen to his music anyhow.

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Jack Black Cancels Tenacious D Tour and ‘All Future Creative Plans’ After Kyle Glass’ Remark on Trump Assassination Attempt: ‘I Was Blindsided by What Was Said’variety.com Jack Black says Tenacious D will no longer tour after blowback over a comment Kyle Glass made about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump.

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Today when I am more awake I will be opening for 4 spots for Art commissions. I will provide more details at 3pm EDT/12pm PST. Cheers

That took longer than I want to admit

Subways are just Dwarven Trains

The average person's kneejerk reaction to conspiracy theories in the response to major events is honestly disheartening. Are facts withheld from the public? Absolutely. Should we assume there are always ulterior motives to everything? No. Sometimes things are just as simple as we see them.

Referring to eating pussy as "Getting lost in the sauce" from now on.

I could really go for a deep fried cigarette right now

Its July 13th! Its national Remove Ticks from your Foreskin Day! Good luck!

What video games have the highest resolution arm pits. Asking for a friend

Took out Divine Beast Dancing Lion on my second attempt with one Scadutree Fragment. Yall are saying the new Elden Ring DLC is hard? Cmon now.

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My ttrpg Tales from Myriad is done! Backers check your emails, and if you want to still get in on it, go check out tales-from-myriad-ttrpg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

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I drew the one on the far bottom right on Tuesday and it has multiplied since then.

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Bark bark! I'm shipping 4 hoods this weekend so... I have 4 openings on Blanks I'd like to fill before the end of the month :) Please check sizing chart in the pinned tweet FAQ for more info! DM's and TG chat are OK! Sign up here and I'll reach out! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

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OK but what if the gay furry hackers released transcripts of their text conversations with Heritage Foundation Director and massive pissbaby Mike Howell?

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I got reminded today that flat earthers are real. And then I got concerned some of my friends or followers could be flat earthers. I think you're very dumb if you are, but you do you.

Breaking my penis by slamming it into a closing door so it grows back stronger. I love Tuesdays.

*Indirect complaint about something you don't give two shits about*

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Is there Obama rule 34

Cum more, complain less. Arby's.

Chew glass, eat ass.

Thank you Michael's, I will.

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