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the more things change, the more i choose memes


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hearing that france is on its way to a hung parliament, which is confusing i thought they used guillotines
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i miss when headphones didn't need charging or pairing, ie they actually worked first time every time
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"your livejournal is 22 years old today" christ
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went outside earlier, took a photo just got around to developing and scanning the film (fp4+1)
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who called it médecins sans frontières and not doctors noclip
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MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.
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i know fourteen years is a long time but it does feel like people have forgotten that the lib dems got us into this mess to begin with forming a coalition with the tories, the fixed term parliament act, on the belief it would cement their power in parliament
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happpy july 4th, in celebration of how we invented democracy, the Brits are doing an election today of their silly little fake nation
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Lol at all these British people “voting”. You’re ruled by a king, idiots! 😂 🤣
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if anyone wants an ass kicking, come to one of the remaining patches of woodblock paving in london in the next two or three minutes
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don't like the tories, better vote them out by [checks notes] voting for a party hard set on implementing all their policies "we'd like a less embarrassing status quo"
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Check out Daft Punk’s new single “Get Lucky” if you get a chance. Sound of the summer.
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Over the weekend, I found a tiny pink plastic shoe on the ground near my office. I placed it at eye level, on a wooden post, by the stairs. This morning, on that same post, was this picture.
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i just saw a hedgehog!
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The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
the sky crashed at Planet Hollywood
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.
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i really hope the trend of "movies over 90-100 minutes long" comes to a close because it would be nice to watch movies again
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anyway, here's q-tip being a little guy
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american politics is so barbaric, I can't believe they make their candidates fight to the death like that
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onion writers having to throw out perfectly good headlines about debate ending in golf handicap argument
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making a note to describe Magic and other collectable card games as "trad gatchas"
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making a note to describe Magic and other collectable card games as "trad gatchas"
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good morning. that's my seat
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@skeet.best i know paul's mentions are already a lost cause but i do not know how to uncanoe people from threads