Tennessee Sewer Batman

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Reborn from the Depths of the Chattanooga
Sewers to post about College Football, Defense Industrial Policy, and Various EDSBS Commentariat Nonsense

Despite name, Bama Fan and WUSTL grad

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I think it’s very important for everyone to remember that the national anthem is set to the tune of a drinking song So the drunk Home Run Derby rendition is technically higher canon

Getting a good laugh at all the Madden bloggers discovering NCAA playbooks 1) They are shocked that every team has legit different books 2) Have no idea why half the routes exist (Ex. I don’t know what a “Bang 8” is, but I see it as “the Amari Cooper route) 3) They really don’t know ball

Anybody want to help me figure out what photos I should use for my first dating app profile in 3 years?

Quick deploy all shameless engagement bait

I am drunk on beer while reading a book where Dana Holgerson pops up frequently This is perfection

UPDATE WITH WINNER Running IOWA AIR RAID

Important Dynasty Pick For Y’all What is my Dana Holgerson Dynasty team? (A 6 pack must be consumed for each game played)

College Football 25 Teams I’ve already decided I’m going to do dynasties fo: Bama Tulane Arizona State Georgia Tech Kennesaw State What other ones can y’all emotionally manipulate me for (Comedy of South Al just to chant USA, is next)

Just realized why the DC Trader Joe’s is so empty Press Conference

Me every Friday of Peak COVID

Guess what it’s steak night

Considering the number of these types of stories we are getting over the past week: “How Healthy Operations Work” should be a requirement at US journalism schools

So are we calling this the 2017 National Title plan or the 2018 SEC Championship plan?

Come for the jokes wondering why Kirby hasn’t hired private drivers for the entire team Stay for “bonds totaling $26”

My 2 cents: There is a wider than expected gap in general news awareness between major consumers (incl. journos) and medium consumers due to the fragmenting media enviro A story may be covered regularly in backpages and trade pubs, but if it doesn’t lead for multiple days, it may not break through

A cool pattern is: - media covers a thing that hasn’t gotten much attention - something elevates that thing in prominence - people now paying attention complain that the media isn’t covering it

It’s seriously like these folks have never worked in any large org or have any idea of how these kind of logistics work This is like 101 stuff for security, event logistics, and managing a boss of a large organization

Emmanuel Macron out here actually pulling off 3D chess moves (Said move is the that normie voters absolutely DETEST far right candidates in high stakes elections)

Anybody online willing to give advice on a fantasy football dynasty trade? I give: Pick that will be Jayden Daniels 3rd rounder (Think Jermaine Burton) I get: The Pick After for Drake Maye/JJ A 2nd Rounder (Blake Corum) My team has Bryce/Justin Fields at QB and is thin at WR

Oh man It’s not your normal exes getting married that gets you It’s your CRAZY exe getting engaged that gets you

Hi friends who have YouTube TV Is there any location-gating of the streams or is it just “X streams from wherever”?

Peak Texas Recruiting Blog guy INCREASES confidence after a guy commits to Oregon

It’s a peak dude friendship when you learn his wedding is TODAY from his fiancé’s Instagram When you literally send memes to each other every day

This does free him up to run against Tuberville in 2026

Charles Barkley announced he’s retiring from TV after next year, whether TNT gets an NBA package or not

Charles Barkley Announced He’s Retiring From TV After Next Yearuproxx.com Barkley insists he won’t join another network and also says he’s retiring whether TNT gets part of the new NBA deal or not.

The best ads I get on the other place are for Zero Start recruits who are trying to get me to talk about them with my college football reporter mutuals Which is definitely a comms strategy

A funny thing about old @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social are incredible unintentional set ups you realize IMMEDIATELY Oct 15 2016, Darrell Hazell is fired: “Why install lights at Ross-ade? Who wants to see Purdue football at 8:30?” Two years, 5 days later @ 8:30 Rondale Moore scores on Greg Schiano

Just saw journalists in the other place celebrating the new iOS allowing you to record and transcribe phone calls That’s totally not going to be misused on an unfathomable scale

It’s DC Pride and the bar is showing Jai Lai Which makes sense to me because it’s gay coded because of Archer

Time to watch a movie about the great assembling of the greatest heroes of the age to avenge humanity against the greatest genocidal evil after a five year war With an ensemble cast of basically every famous person in Hollywood

Updated Movie Skeet—Long Plan for tonight Amazon has the D-Day Special

I don’t know if there’s anything as quietly reassuring as someone stopping you on the street to ask directions In a moment of stress, YOU look helpful and trustworthy

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Been a stressful day so going to watch my favorite Muppet Tim Curry