Millennials of my age will remember the endless essays on how "hookup culture" was turning us all into jaded carnal husks.
My dream is that one day college students will find discover the perfect ratio between chastity and nasty rutting to shut up our nation's columnists.
It’s hard to ignore that there’s a class of cranky commentariat that was upset that kids changed norms and had too much sex and then became upset that kids changed norms and had not enough sex and it’s becoming to look kind of unsettlingly preoccupied
It's gonna be super funny to read the think pieces in 20 years about kids [something something] sex.
I mean, as an old, it's already funny seeing this trash opinion recycled so many times
I’m currently pre-writing think pieces on “why college students are having too much sex with robots” and “why aren’t college students having more sex with robots” now so I can launch a second career as an op Ed columnist then.
