No, google, I did not mean something I didn’t write. I would like you to show me the results for the thing I did write. Oh, you don’t do that anymore? You will force me to see the results for the thing I know I do not want to see and prevent me from seeing what I am looking for? Utterly useless now.
So I went a little rogue and got slightly different dog treats because they had what I thought was a funny name (“Gravy Bones”). Now our dogs have gone off the rails crazy for them. Just barking and whining incredibly loud all the time demanding Gravy Bones. Scheming new ways to get them. Me:
(1) I will now use the euphemism “Corn Husking” for masturbation.
(2) While both encourage it, Nebraska seems to take a much less hostile approach than NC State:
