the clay (né sports despair / hobbies guy)

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weird internet guy

haver of nice hands

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I usually refuse to pay for the Internet on a flight because it gives me a good chance to disconnect because I’m way too online 5.5 hours is going to make me reconsider

airport time!

mornin

may have outdone myself this time

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @vanweezer.bsky.social 5

we’ve clearly been abandoned

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

Take this, it’s dangerous to go alone.

Take this, it's dangerous to go alone.

dinners

Internet status:

bad news: Internet router died last night good news: have an excuse to go to the new MicroCenter

I do not like it when people make my food/drink pretty because I feel bad when I destroy it (this looks great tho)

Entertaining friends so no replies until later but I wanted to show y’all this quite successful whiskey sour

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @joshuajfriedman.com 5

rise and brine people!

bourbons!

I don’t know which one I am. Leaning towards orc or leshy.

You cannot change your ancestry after choosing one (for now). Here are the available ancestries to choose from: dwarf, elf, gnome, goblin, halfling, human, leshy, orc

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ritz toasted chips are 🔥

what sort of drunk are you?

Somehow ended up with barbecue sauce on my leg, things are going great

why does xcom 2 have all these “you have to do this in X amount of turns” I want to take my time

lol my oldest child could inherited my quick wit/sharp tongue but has yet to grind the levels required to enable the governor module

Quick wit is sexy, but be careful lest you match wits with someone only to find out both of you have grown so sexy it hurts

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @lucidillusions.in 5

bad news: monsoon conditions between me and my car good news: this grocery store has a bar

mmm gas station breakfast chicken biscuit

playin some xcom 2

get the word out. we back up. who wants to duel

Duel has been initiated. Challenged player please reply either "Accept" or "Reject"

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @pagnificent.bsky.social 5

if you see this post birb

if you see this post birb there’s desert sage outside my front window that the hummingbirds fucking love. I get a lot of great shots with my zoom lens.