Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez

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Hot Shot Theater Director Marian Gonzalez

@thegonzalez.bsky.social

Theater Actress•Arm-Wrestler•Puppeteer•Voice Over
Actual Martian Princess
It's-It
#Degenderettes
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A little acorn dreaming about being a field of corn.
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Club SHINE at The Oxwood Inn sucked ass, but I really miss Club SHINE at The Oxwood Inn.
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I feel like him removing Louis DeJoy was a thing I was naive enough to believe would happen.
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Finally finished this one
The humble beginnings of an idea I’ve had stuck in my head for months. An epic showdown between Marge and Sideshow Bob, surrounded by a melee of henchmen and familiar characters. There will be blood.
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I've discovered the joy of saying "faggot" around heterosexual people this year. Their eyebrows always get so acrobatic.
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If we're still doing tweets we still think about.
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Someone's uncles are having a helluva night. Good night, someone's uncles!
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8:47 P.M. on July 4th is when I finally start hearing fireworks in my neighborhood.
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More people need to be reminded of this.
Also Will Smith very clearly says "Welcome to Earth," not "Earff" when he punches the alien.
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It's too bad; for so many reasons, that people reacted like they did to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock because a millionaire slapping another millionaire on live Television for saying something mean about his wife is very funny.
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Can we get some traction on this for Draven's sake? Thank you!
Can we get some movement on this today? We've been hovering near the same spot only barely keeping up with short term crises for weeks! We need to get on the road and get these kids to where their hormones are still legal! My 14 yr old just missed the deadline before the ban! 💞💸💕🏳‍⚧💜⚒️💜♿
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NPR making Conservatives angry by tweeting President Whitmore's Independence Day speech is a weird way for them to spend the day, but whatever.
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Might fuck around and see if internet archive has a Latin American Spanish audio of Return of the Living Dead.
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Katie Holmes sucks at rowing. The other characters seem aware Joey Potter sucks at rowing.
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It's very frustrating that 9 times out of 10 the odds will be in my favor if I were to to the supermarket unmasked. That tenth time, though, is gonna be a real doozy, and I'll never know when it's coming. So I guess I'm just going masked from now on.
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Well what is the distaff of "puppygirl?' What do we call the dame holding the leash?
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We all enjoy dunking on the cyber truck; but I saw one that's done up in a deep poo brown, and these people are just trolling us yeah? They're getting off on this, the perverts.
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Now I've got little buddies for the rest of the day.
if you see this, (1) grab scrap paper (post-it, envelope, etc) and writing implement (2) draw a garfield or a spongebob or both (do not look them up) (3) share if you wanna!!!
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The third of July is the day I remember I've got President Whitmore's July 4th speech memorized. It's just there.
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It's a hard life being the only trans femme with "grabbable hips."
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A great thing about white supremacist iconography is that if you teach yourself to recognize it (I run into too many of them in Burbank), there's no way to talk about it with anyone without them checking if you're wearing a tinfoil hat.
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They're letting dames do your plays now, Bill. It's disgusting, you should do something.
OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE
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I don't think you understand, the space guys you like are Glup Shitto. The space guys I like are cool. Sometimes we like the same space guy, but he sucks when you like him. You would.
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The tacos we were served at our work meeting had their foil sealed with washi tape. So if you need a nickname for bowling; or what have you, Taco Washi is free to use right now.
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If there were two of me, one could have lunch with my girlfriend, while the other could invite my other gal over, while the third cuts my girlfriend's spouse's hair- If there were three of me