The Grim Reaper: I do not have a "dick" please do not request "pics" You evolved from soup, be prouder of how far you've come

I do not have a "dick" please do not request "pics" You evolved from soup, be prouder of how far you've come

can i go back to being soup please

I will see what I can do

good news, you’re asking the right entity

are you sure?

officially sanctioning the soup thing.

Ooof, shamed by the reaper. That’s either wildly cool or wildly sad. Either or, really.

So I should not prefer dick to soup Sounds fake

Everyone assumes the Grim Reaper is a man. Just because men kill a lot doesn’t make the Grim Reaper a man.

I don't kill anybody, I'm just there for it I am before gender All pronouns can apply to me but those ones that are my least preferred are those most often used, it's true

Sorry. Not mister just death. Fuck I’m doomed!

Right. Apologies Mr Death. You don’t kill anyone…. Don’t come at me plz. Pretty plz?

Soup pic from death?

Love to hold the reaper back from taking over my life 😂

Hahaha

just show them the size of your scythe lol

Made of bones but no boner???

Crass but correct and easy to remember

I do have one question though. Was it really the salmon mousse?

I know some of our kin can kill with our sausages. I can't, kohl-toggle on, for argument's sake as Mafdet hasn't one- but that is part of me. Does it count if the Clerk rides me thus? You know, blunt stylus of vengeful drawing, that sort of wyrd? An interesting shovel of novelty! And I've a pen.

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