Speaking of the Scythe, have you thought about updating your reaping equipment?
Like... maybe an electric hedge trimmer? Maybe a chainsaw? Personally, I think a riding lawnmower would be pretty chill, or if you really wanted to go all put, a giant wheat thresher, maybe?
From the magic of my DMs
Many scythecology questions today
It is not meant to frighten. I found, more than a thousand years ago now, that without it I was mistaken for a beggar. When I leave it behind today, people think I am cosplaying as a ringwraith
It makes the explanation take even longer
Yeah, but like... you're getting up there in years, right? Gotta be hard on the back and feet? I ride along would be great AND you could tow a buggy for everyone to hop in, thus cutting down on making multiple trips!
To hell with the aesthetics. Drive in style and comfort. ^^ /jk