Mayor of Nowheresville

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National award winning marketer. Moved back to the rural South, now paying the price.

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Happy #primeweek! I just want to let y’all know that the Amazon shipping warehouse where my husband works is denying workers fans during a nationally recognized heat emergency and everything you order during time week places workers’ lives at risk.

I cannot unsee the resemblance. I’m frightened for myself.

Bless his heart how could we not focus on his age? I have scars older than him. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Sam Carling: Meet the new youngest MP who has taken the North West Cambridgeshire seatwww.bbc.com Labour’s Sam Carling, who won by 39 votes, says he does not want people to focus on his age.

Well how exciting for Larry the Cat from 10 Downing Street in London. Pretty soon he’ll have new house mates. I don’t care how you slice it, he’d still be cooler than all of them.

Now it’s 106 degrees with humidity factored in. Regular temp is 99. It’s hotter than a four balled tomcat outside.

My neighbors make me sick, too. I really need to move. To Europe.

Not from England but I’m here for this photo. You guys beat us. Love to see it! www.bbc.com/news/article...

Dulwich dogs gather for traditional polling station pack photowww.bbc.com A group of dogs pose for their regular "pack" photo outside their owners' south London polling station.

This shit right here is why that old man from Queens who cannot shut up needs to be in a care home and not the White House. Someone is going to get killed but SCOTUS just made it okay for him to do it. www.cnn.com/2024/07/02/p...

Trump amplifies posts calling for televised military tribunal for Liz Cheney | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com Former President Donald Trump amplified posts on social media calling for a televised military tribunal for former Republican Rep. Liz Cheney and the jailing of top elected officials, including Presid...

Who is buying this piece of crap? Is it some cook the books thing Elmo is up to? Better men than him have cooked books. I wouldn’t buy one with someone else’s money www.bbc.com/news/article...

Tesla surprises with better than expected car saleswww.bbc.com The electric car maker sold more cars than expected this spring, raising hopes of a revival.

Hey amphibian inclined BlueSky folk. I just found a red hoppy toad in my garden and I’ve never see that before ever in my slice of SC now nor growing up here. What could this be or happening to this baby? #amphibians #toads #scienceneeded

Not EVEN f’ing close. I’m from rural South Carolina. Leave it to Yankees (New York Times) to think they know everything.

Sometimes I get bummed out that my mother taught me to be polite. It makes for drinking horrible coffee, and the worst food because it’s nice to be nice.

Best friend. She is so great.

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Something I learned today: The distinctive blue color of the Blue Ridge Mountains in North Carolina is caused by the emission of isoprene, a chemical produced by oak and poplar trees to protect them from high temperatures.

Just enjoying the next day burn from a new workout routine. It hurts to move. Geez. Growing up to 100 is not easy.

My apologies to friends here in the insurance business. But, I am of the opinion that it is the root of all evil. Another thing set up by the establishment to keep you down; reduce competition in certain businesses and in general a tool for other forms of discrimination.

Please do not believe her cries for apologies. This kind of petty shit is what is wrong with America today. What kind of parents raised this asshole? www.cnn.com/2024/06/20/u...

Video shows Vermont GOP lawmaker Mary Morrissey pour water in Democrat Jim Carroll’s bag | CNNwww.cnn.com Vermont lawmaker Jim Carroll suspected someone was pouring water into his bag when he left it unattended during meetings. So, he set up a hidden camera to catch the culprit in the act.

I bet it’s going to be a great slumber party at Kim’s palace! They’ll watch movies, kill some of Kim’s people for fun and in the morning Kim will make waffles! Because everyone knows Putin’s hands are dirty. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Putin arrives in North Korea ahead of talks with Kim Jong Unwww.bbc.com The Russian leader is making his first trip to North Korea in more than 24 years.

They call me MR. FOREST www.bbc.com/future/artic...

This Ecuadorian forest thrived amid deforestation after being granted legal rightswww.bbc.com A forest in Ecuador is buzzing with life, thanks to a global movement granting nature legal rights

Wallace & Grommit said “Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese” so I guess that’s what I’m having. #cheese www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

What will we eat on the Moon? The food is literally out of this worldwww.bbc.com The Moon may be the final frontier for mankind, but what will we eat when we get there? Pasta and protein bars made out of thin air are just the beginning.

Maybe I’m just getting old but the heat in rural SC is killing me. I’m tired of feeling damp from the perspiration and having to calculate whether it’s safe for the dogs to play or run with me. Shit.

This is what the tRump campaign wants you to do, people. Hell maybe everyone wants you to do this. It’s easier to sell a widget or an idea to an uneducated public. www.bbc.com/news/article...

More people turning away from news, Reuters Institute report sayswww.bbc.com News avoidance is now at record high levels, the Reuters Institute's 2024 Digital News Report says.

Hey lady this old man from Queens needs to go to a care home. www.cnn.com/2024/06/16/p...

Trump challenges Biden to a cognitive test. Mixes up name of doctor | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com Speaking in Detroit, former President Donald Trump challenged President Joe Biden to take the same cognitive test he “aced,” only to confuse who administered the test to him, referring to Texas Republ...

I was offered this job and said FU no. Copywriters who do this need a punch in the throat. www.bbc.com/future/artic...

AI took their jobs. Now they get paid to make it sound humanwww.bbc.com If you're worried about how AI will affect your job, the world of copywriters may offer a glimpse of the future.

I’m so jealous of the folks who can successfully grow roses. I live in rural SC and my soil is just not having it. If I prepped the soil for a few years I may be able to have some. So thank you for letting me see the ones you successfully grow. #roses

I think about this crazy dog 24 hours a day 7 days a week. She is my best friend.

Bless his heart. Not. www.cnn.com/2024/06/07/u...

Alex Jones cries after agreeing to liquidate assets to pay Sandy Hook families | CNNwww.cnn.com Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones reacts to liquidating his personal assets, agreeing to demands from the families of Sandy Hook victims to whom he owes more than $1.5 billion in damages over ...

Oh I just don’t know if I buy the aquariums take on the whole thing. Like so many people, they appear to be con men, to get publicity for people to separate themselves from their money. www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/p...

'Pregnant Virgin' Stingray Won't Give Birth After All—Here's Whywww.smithsonianmag.com Charlotte, a female round stingray in North Carolina that has gathered a legion of online fans, is no longer pregnant due to a "rare reproductive disease"

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It is so humid here in ultra rural SC that my hair now looks like this: