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Mayor of Nowheresville

@thekasey.bsky.social

National award winning marketer. Moved back to the rural South, now paying the price.
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Here’s some news that has nothing to do with Mr Chaos or the fluffy Glen Campbell. The tool that Prince Harry is holding here is a modified Brades hammer, used in mining.
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Your Sallie is cute. This is my Sallie. She doesn’t write but gives the best hugs in the county.
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I cannot unsee the resemblance. I’m frightened for myself.
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Well how exciting for Larry the Cat from 10 Downing Street in London. Pretty soon he’ll have new house mates. I don’t care how you slice it, he’d still be cooler than all of them.
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My neighbors make me sick, too. I really need to move. To Europe.
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A friend sent me this the other day
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Hey amphibian inclined BlueSky folk. I just found a red hoppy toad in my garden and I’ve never see that before ever in my slice of SC now nor growing up here. What could this be or happening to this baby? #amphibians #toads #scienceneeded
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Not EVEN f’ing close. I’m from rural South Carolina. Leave it to Yankees (New York Times) to think they know everything.
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Full moon on Hilton Head Island, SC
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I think about this crazy dog 24 hours a day 7 days a week. She is my best friend.
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Butt plugs were marketed as a head ache remedy in the 1940s.
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It is so humid here in ultra rural SC that my hair now looks like this:
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Except not that funny…although I would like to make him turn plaid from singing one note.
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10 to 1 the MFer doesn’t even know where he is
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Happy Saturday. Hold whatever toy you want.
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Every. Single. Day. If they could sit in my lap all three would do so. Yes they love me, but disturb my comfort level. No where to put my legs.
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So I took these two to the vet this morning. They started fighting in the waiting room, turned over chairs and had to be muzzled to be examined. I would have claimed they weren’t mine but I had to pay their bill. It is true, I can’t take them anywhere.
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Classic old old man from Queens who has been embarrassing related graduates for many years. “That’s my boy!!!” So embarrassing. Poor Barron. Sure he has more money than me, but I don’t have THIS.
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These critters are loud AF. I didn’t believe it, a naysayer if you will, but damn if they aren’t loud and everywhere.
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If you think that one is great you should go here.
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