I do not understand why Romeo is like The Romantic Shakespeare Dude when there are an ABUNDANCE of absolute simps monologuing about how they'll die if they can't marry the woman they love and who also make less bad decisions. They're not *good* decisions but lower body counts, absolutely.
It's pretty hard to read Romeo as anything other than a psychopath. From the very first scene! "Hey Romeo, how's your girlfriend?" "Fuck her, I just met this 13-year-old, I want to marry her immediately."
Of course, the entire tragedy is the priest's fault for replying "is tomorrow good for you?"
We gotta give teenagers the idiot simps in COMEDIES and set a better example than this, cross dressing to solve problems is way better than Romeo's idiot "solutions"
