The Onion: "We are proud to announce that the 2023 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine will be awarded to insurance broker and Findlay, OH resident Darren Weston for his astounding discoveries that vaccines don’t work and will kill you."

"We are proud to announce that the 2023 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine will be awarded to insurance broker and Findlay, OH resident Darren Weston for his astounding discoveries that vaccines don’t work and will kill you."

54-Year-Old Facebook User Wins Nobel Prize For Own Extensive Internet Research Into Dangers Of Covid...www.theonion.com STOCKHOLM—Lauding the man as one of the greatest minds working in medicine today, the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences reportedly awarded 54-year-old Facebook user Darren Weston the Nobel Prize Mon...

Best line: "Weston rejected the prize on account of it being linked to globalism."

"The Noble Prize Committee considered giving him the money anyway, but unfortunately, in the intervening week, Weston appears to have died of a highly mysterious respiratory infection."

Nobody will believe him once he gets the prize though.

"The Nobel Prize = woke trash!"

I liked him better when he blew stuff up

So brave of him.

🤣 🧪 🩺

Inb4 next year when they give it to some rando who denies the germ theory of disease "it's just a theory"

My mother was born in Findlay! I would expect this of Upper Sandusky, but NOT FINDLAY!!!

Ohio mentioned!!

Don't stop. Ever. It's perfect.

That. Last. Line.

@anarchistalien.bsky.social

SADSADSADSAD

😂

I knew it!

He also wins the Nobel Peace Prize and the Nobel Prize in Economics

😁

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