The Onion: "Look, I’m obviously happy that our state agreed to protect people’s ability to make choices about their own body, but it just kind of sucks to have to breastfeed during math class."

"Look, I’m obviously happy that our state agreed to protect people’s ability to make choices about their own body, but it just kind of sucks to have to breastfeed during math class."

Ohio 6th-Grader Forced To Give Birth Last Year Slightly Annoyed At Timing Of Abortion Ratificationwww.theonion.com CLEVELAND—Stressing that she was relieved to know others would now be able to control their own futures, sixth-grader Amanda Zwillet, a local girl forced to give birth last year, told reporters W...

thank you for your service, Onion writers.

It’s a dark reality where satire does better reporting than actual fucking news outlets.

so very very true

She should have some decency, 6th graders should not be seeing an exposed breast.

But is isn’t it really just arithmetic until high school?

algebra is a middle school skill so arithmetic is just an elementary school thing

Well if ya wanna split hares. He he he…

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