The Onion: “It fills me with great pleasure to sign this legislation recognizing the profound influence of the human penis on the Sunshine State.” — Gov. Ron DeSantis

“It fills me with great pleasure to sign this legislation recognizing the profound influence of the human penis on the Sunshine State.” — Gov. Ron DeSantis

Florida Names Penis As Official State Genitalwww.theonion.com TALLAHASSEE, FL—With its legislature passing a resolution that cited the rich and significant history of the reproductive organ, Florida named the penis its official state genital on Wednesday. “I...

Cloaca was robbed!

Those poor 'gators.

I mean, this State is just filled to brimming with large reptiles, amphibians, and migratory birds, so how can you not go with cloaca?

The patriarchy.

Cloacae are a bit too nonbinary for the State of Florida to even acknowledge their existence.

😆

Just another cock and bull story from the onion

Two dicks for the price of one.

Florida just banned all future books and stories about their state genital.

I mean, come on... look at the map.

To be fair, the state already looks like a disappointing dick, so it works

I thought The Onion was a parody site?

Until 2016, it was.

In the Sunshine State, the sun shines even where the sun don't shine. :P

Our capital building is already a giant cock and balls, so this is just the next logical step

how different things would have turned out if only that city were named shortahassee

what's the image on the screen? the one behind the penis.

'Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital' I'm shocked, it should have been 'cunts', the FLA gov't is full of them.

That does look like one helluva comfortable chair on the screen, tho!

They already named it governor, so why not?

Considering the things we read in the actual proper news, it took me a bit too long to notice it was from the Onion.

“…the reproductive organ would be granted protected status and a fine would be levied against anyone who disrespected its public display.” Funny, but not really accurate to Florida. Ron DeSantis would actively encourage people to disrespect girls displaying their penis in public (but not guys).

What can I say about seeing a picture of two dickheads side by side ? 🤣🤣🤣

All this time we thought it was the Florida panhandle.

This photo should have been reversed and overlapped with a map of the state.

full support to the Gov

Wow...

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