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The Onion @theonion.com · 23 days
"I think I’ll just cling to this branch continually over the next three or four days and then also after that."
Sloth Thinking Of Maybe Hanging From Tree For Another 80 Hourswww.theonion.com MANAUS, BRAZIL—Plotting out his schedule for the rest of the day, local sloth Jim Garra confirmed Monday that he was thinking of maybe hanging from a tree for another 80 or so hours. “I think I’ll jus...
dr. depth 📚🎶😸 @drdepth.bsky.social · 23 days
This is the election coverage we need.
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Steve Waycott Wildlife Photography @stevewaycott.bsky.social · 22 days
Can't rush a good First Dangle. @kevinhearne.bsky.social
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M🐁.🇵🇸# 7291 💉🥄 @nestormarts.bsky.social · 23 days
That’s me thinking about sleeping.
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OhkokuKishi @ohkokukishi.bsky.social · 22 days
An accurate description of how I deal with depression. The timescale, too.
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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 23 days
Jim Garra...lmao
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tomstpatrick @tomstpatrick.bsky.social · 23 days
If I could do it, on some days I would.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 23 days
Can relate 🦎
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StevenX @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 23 days
Who is to say this isn't The Way?
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Girth Brooks 🔞 @twerknowitzki.bsky.social · 23 days
I'd try to grow more toes three just isn't enough.
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Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 23 days
It's me. I am sloth.
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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 23 days
I’m only coming down to poop. The way god intended.
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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 23 days
Wholesome onion
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Dr Enrico Sidebottom Jnr @drsidebottom.bsky.social · 23 days