Am I to assume things aren't quite the slam-dunk Dark Brandon meme performance the internet was cheerleading for, in defiance of all history and probability?
Bernie should be at every debate prep meeting with an overhead projector and progressive talking points.
Every time Biden falls asleep, he squirts him with a water bottle and makes him repeat one of the talking points.
Joe!"
"Wh--I'm sorry. My administration has canceled more student loan debt..."
Bernie helped him develop his agenda. Have him sit in on debate prep so he can help expose Trump's lies and present a vision for the future.
They prepped for a week solid. Biden couldn't stay awake even for the full 90 minutes of the debate, you actually think it's possible for him to stay awake for 72 hours? Give me a fucking break. We got to see an unaltered, uncensored Biden and it was painful.
