The Onion: "During the Elizabethan era, for example, people were rarely asked to prove they were not a robot."

"During the Elizabethan era, for example, people were rarely asked to prove they were not a robot."

Report: Requests To Prove One Is Not A Robot Up 400,000% Over Past 500 Yearswww.theonion.com NEW YORK—In a report released Tuesday that has been hailed as equal parts fascinating and perplexing, researchers at Columbia University found that requests to prove one is not a robot have gone up 4...

Prithee, art thou automaton or clockwork homnculus?

"Forsooth, I am made as well as God could muster."

Oh yes, we shall revenge, sirrah.

Which Elizabethan era?

Either. The robots didn’t take over until King Charles the Turd.

Thanks a lot Democrat overregulation

soon: automated witch detection by reWITCHA

Art thou a mechanical turk? Or the Mussalman kind of turk?

GADZOOKS! is really all I can say about this!

I borrowed the name 'Samantha West' for a character in a story after i heard that a focus group reacted highly positive when corporations were namibg their call bots. She's sweet, not too smart, and doesn't get upset when told to fuck off.

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