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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Rock ๐ŸŒŸ

@therealmichaellee.bsky.social

The official account for The Real Michael Lee, who is makin' the music and running glowbatstore.com. Find me here ๐Ÿ‘‰ http://bit.ly/heartrml
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If anyone in #Iowa (or southern #Illinois) is interested in some cool goth merch. #artist #goth #merch #craft ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
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Anyone fancy giving me a follow on Spotify? "Alms for the poor" and all that... open.spotify.com/artist/4NQ5E...
MICHIEopen.spotify.com Artist ยท 15 monthly listeners.
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If I had Hulk strength I'd use it to pick up my car and shake out all the crumbs on the floor so I don't have to vacuum them out.
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Look, I'm willing to try anything at this point.
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Cleaning the house helps alleviate anxiety... Based on today's national news, my house us gonna be spotless by election day.
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This week's goal is to fit five days of work into two. Can he do it? No, he can't!
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My 10 year old son was talking to me about his "tycoon" games and I got excited and started talking about Rollercoaster Tycoon... He had no clue what I was talking about because apparently it's a Roblox thing and NOT the classic game series.๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Instead of the debate I watched the Joy of Sex on Netflix... 80s teen sex comedy with Christopher Lloyd and Ernie Hudson for the win.
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Not only does Purple Rain have drama, comedy, romance, and music, but it also has Prince doing sick tricks on his motorcycle, like getting a GNARLY six inches off the ground at the top of a small ridge!
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The quote of the morning is by me, whilst looking out our kitchen window: "Huh... That's a big-ass chipmunk."
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Me: *Hears something tumble down the stairs* "What was that?" My daughter: "... Just a baby!"
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I love student loan companies trying to sound all hip and shit as they try to get you to sign up for one of their totally radical loans.
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Release the Reynolds Cut where Allison gives a goth makeover to Claire.
Biggest crime in cinema history I wasnโ€™t even alive then and Iโ€™m still not over it
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"I love you, but you lost me at '20 minutes long and conceptual.'"
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Thought I could help my back by using the "ergonomic" pillow last night. I was dead wrong and now I'm mad AND sore.
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My son bought a shit-ton of Heroclix for $5 at a garage sale today and now I have to learn to play another tabletop game... My Brain can only hold so many rulesets, tho, so something's gotta go. Goodbye what little French I remember from high school!
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If anyone in #Iowa (or southern #Illinois) is interested in some cool goth merch. #artist #goth #merch #craft ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
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I did a Doordash delivery to the county jail today. I couldn't figure out why the receptionist was looking at me funny, until I remembered I was wearing my Jason Vorhees "lake vibes" shirt.
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Now that Donald Sutherland is gone (RIP), Hollywood better take good care of Bill Nighy, because when he goes who are they gonna cast in those random roles needing filled at short notice? Jared Leto? Hell no.
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You know a mall is dead when the Spencer's moves out.
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I did a Doordash delivery to the county jail today. I couldn't figure out why the receptionist was looking at me funny, until I remembered I was wearing my Jason Vorhees "lake vibes" shirt.
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Not my creation, found. But so true.
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Anyone who says they "finished" James Joyce's Finnegan's Wake really means they read the first two pages and surmised the rest.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III walked to FX's Shogun could run.
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Once again, Rusty has rewarded the big Doctor Who nerds with something awesome and long awaited (pun slightly intended).
Me last night watching this week's Doctor Who: