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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš

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oceanic wanderer. foraging. i have a tail. i aspire to command a baboon army. 18th century enthusiast.

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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 18 hr
the artist formerly known as prince charles
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 18 hr
Did you know California pigs are super long? Average length of a pig there is 55 feet
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 18 hr
guy who can smell ghosts
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 18 hr
pierogi’ism- the belief that the world is a giant pierogi and we are all part of the filling
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Julia S. @booktweeting.bsky.social Β· 18 hr
my brain-truck is always ready, no matter what the weather
Avatar Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social Β· 18 hr
none but cowards send down their brain-trucks in tempest time
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 18 hr
Realized recently rereading Robert Howard’s Conan story, β€œRed Nails”, that the dragon in the story is a stegosaurus resurrected by necromancy that’s also carnivorous(?) wat Cool story, except for the slivers of racism in it. Practically woke compared to most of Howard’s writing
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 18 hr
I’m often saying this
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none but cowards send down their brain-trucks in tempest time
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 18 hr
when you ride around on giant flying cats to visit psychic, grey skinned dwarves with steampunk technology
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 18 hr
Maybe we’re on the island and Gilligan is on the land
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social Β· a day
Thanks to 3d printers you can now drink mead out of your own skull
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 19 hr
That dude in To Build a Fire really fucked up. Should’ve brought a buddy
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Reply toAvatar acerbic otter is HOT (NO not like THAT)
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Anastasia @heresybythought.bsky.social Β· 21 hr
He was writhing there in you and me Caused dysent'ry
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acerbic otter is HOT (NO not like THAT) @acerbicotter.bsky.social Β· 21 hr
There was something in the air that night the moon was bright Pseudopod-o
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 21 hr
controversial 1920s silent german expressionist film, β€œdas messer zum reinigen von fΓ€kalien in der toilette”
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 21 hr
I think giant amoebas would love ABBA
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 21 hr
bowl discourse 🀒 people are so weird & gross. why would you use a bowl?
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 21 hr
Cthulhu be like- buddy, even I don’t understand me
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· 21 hr
cats could invent so many kinds of boxes
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spwly @spwly.com Β· 2 days
as a true corn fed American I would be over the moon if my son grew up to cook hamburgers for a living
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social Β· 7 mo
an intense fear of giants is known as fee-fi-phobia
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social Β· a day
insect larvae is growing in my beard
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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @nertlightened.bsky.social Β· 3 days
i have no idea why caramel tastes so good no one does
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· a day
If Plato were not real, he would’ve had to invent himself
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· a day
star wars needs sith who use the dark side for pleasure. like a guy who eats like 30 blue milk ice cream sundaes a day plus barbecued dewback ribs
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· a day
I call it cheese baseball. The baseball is made of cheese. Everything else is the same
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· a day
buncha fakeass francophiles on here. stolen valor πŸŽ©πŸ¦πŸ‡«πŸ‡·
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· a day
Aw yeah
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Soup of the day: Curry rice
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Fredo "Lowtax" Fabrucci @fredo.bsky.social Β· a day
Soup of the day: Curry rice
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· a day
I would say the cyclops being tricked by Odysseus calling himself β€œNobody” is too stupid, but I work in customer service
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The Shrimpening πŸŽ©πŸ¦β˜•οΈπŸ«–πŸͺΈπŸš @theshrimpening.bsky.social Β· a day
Plato invented playdoh