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Max Berger
Max Berger
@maxberger.bsky.social
Co-founder More Perfect Union, IfNotNow, Momentum Training Institute. Formerly Justice Democrats, etc. Working on co-founding something new. He/him.
Ice cream social distance
Ice cream social distance
@aheinzer.bsky.social
50 something. Genetics PhD. Wife. Mom. DMV. she/her
Mystery Pop
Mystery Pop
@baseten.bsky.social
Human Enthusiast
Karen Clark
Karen Clark
@risu23.bsky.social
Producer / project manager by trade. Longtime software & game industry denizen. She/her.
Razi
Razi
@203.bsky.social
Joey Headset
Joey Headset
@joeyheadset.bsky.social
I am no longer on speaking terms with Phil Collins.

He knows why.
Graham
Graham
@grahamistearingup.bsky.social
Born to be a poster, forced to live as a reply guy. Musician/Artist/Softboi Trash.
And He Joked Again
And He Joked Again
@andyjokedagain.bsky.social
he/him/it

read my most recent least bad jokes:
https://bsky.app/profile/andyjokedagain.bsky.social/feed/aaak4yoynatzw

read my all-time least unpopular jokes:
https://bsky.app/profile/andyjokedagain.bsky.social/feed/aaafsgilrfjtm
the bat 🏳️‍🌈
the bat 🏳️‍🌈
@the-bat.bsky.social
Baker, home cook, cat mom, Marvel enthusiast, fandom fanatic (Supernatural, Orphan Black, Magicians, Doctor Who, IWTV, Buffy/Angel/Firefly, Psych, The Boys), binge watcher, sugar fiend, crafty. Long COVID sucks.
First Wordle Problems
First Wordle Problems
@fwordleproblems.bsky.social
Look upon me! I will show you the life of the mind!

State school office drone. Midwestern sad boi emeritus. Wife guy. Cat dad. He/him.
Ada Palmer
Ada Palmer
@adapalmer.bsky.social
Novelist (SF, fantasy), historian (Renaissance Europe, intellectual history, Italy, classical reception), composer (filk, Viking stuff), disability (chronic pain), manga/anime (Tezuka), food, cool photos of history (#SomethingBeautiful) Blog exurbe.com
DVD Menus
DVD Menus
@dvdmenus.bsky.social
All menus captured by @vayamalay.bsky.social.
He / him.

My Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1ekzD
MaryEKU.bsky.social
MaryEKU.bsky.social
@maryeku.bsky.social
SF Bay Area. Fond of movement, jazz, democracy, and the great outdoors.
Max (they )🍩
Max (they )🍩
@staticmax.bsky.social
☁️Sometimes, I Wish I Was A Cloud, Just Floating Along☁️

30|queer|donut lover
Klovar
Klovar
@klovar.cc
he/him, 37yo, bi, humanist atheist

DMs are open to talk about current TV shows and Movies!

i am AGAINST spoilers of all kinds

Media profile: trakt.tv/users/klovarr
YouTube: youtube.com/@Klovarr

fan of the singer Poppy
wolf gf
wolf gf
@anarchocassidy.bsky.social
cryptozoology fan, gaming enthusiast, came in sixth place at the school science fair

36, she/they

Minors DNI. 18+ Only!

Avatar: a anthropomorphic wolf woman. She's got dark grey, black, and white fur with a punky blonde undercut.
Zacktps
Zacktps
@zacktps.bsky.social
He/Him/They/Them
Pan/Demisexual 💗💛💙
35
Single Father of 3
Shitposter 💩
AFOL 🧱
Medicated 🌳
ACAB 🖕🏻
BLM ✊🏼
Communist
DM (discord) zacktps

https://linktr.ee/zacktps
LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛
LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛
@lediva.bsky.social
@[email protected]

Professional geek, semi-professional performer, amateur human. Part cat, but allergic to them. NYC adjacent. Married (to @beetiger.bsky.social) poly queer trans lady. 40-something. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐈‍⬛she/her
Electrichead
Electrichead
@electrichead.bsky.social
He/Him, 37, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass.

Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/Bp8T
Marathon: https://marathontv.app/profile/fUQzDIaX7nRu3AsxbyRE4rurGiT2
Foxfeather Zenkova
Foxfeather Zenkova
@foxfeather.bsky.social
Birds! Licensed wildlife rehabilitator and educator in Minnesota, focusing on vulture conservation. Also an artist, falconer, yak-wrangler, beekeeper, and owned-by-emus.
Foxloft.com - Vultureconservancy.org
ellie
ellie
@daversonsdog.bsky.social
a brindle staffie living her best life
i like chasing squirrels and barking at old people and cuddling on the couch, also I poop twice a day
dit clapper, the greatest mouse in the world
dit clapper, the greatest mouse in the world
@johnnychimpo.bsky.social
hi, how are ya?
tlytaoq, forgetter of stuffs
tlytaoq, forgetter of stuffs
@tlytaoq.bsky.social
i will die for prison and cop abolition. acab.
any pronouns, they all give me energy.
oh fucks i am 38
fungible thadius🍥
fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
I make stupids on the interwebs.
Chaotic good.
Jigglypuff Puff Pass
Jigglypuff Puff Pass
@missfruitypie.bsky.social
she/her
NO BOSSES
NO BORDERS
NO LANDLORDS

Eu estou aprendendo português 🇧🇷

mufos: missfruitypie on Discord. Don't be weird
lil stinker woods posting
lil stinker woods posting
@stinker.bsky.social
i'm in da woods
MF
MF
@macckk.bsky.social
enthusiast; d8a luvr; solo bruncher; she/her
Andrew Zahler
Andrew Zahler
@zahlrog.bsky.social
PNW dad guy with cats. Recovering journalist. Former dev poser. Likes: Baseball, running, psych-inflected music, the outdoors. Hates: Violence, hypocrisy, fascism, absurdly large pickups.
Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
@slurpjuice.bsky.social
Factotum. Dong lover.

https://signal.group/#CjQKIBmqFX-FRWmclVlMnk8cu_eRKC6LG_aQYrNaKxvgG4mKEhCVNgXMXG04RrWNxxDapgBy
Careful With That Axe, Eugene Debs
Careful With That Axe, Eugene Debs
@mdesjardins.bsky.social
Portland, Maine USA. I travel a lot for work. I put twice as much garlic as the recipe asks for.
Pithy Pithant
Pithy Pithant
@brucef0rte.bsky.social
diy or die (or don't). Cyber-Stokholm syndrome. Big fan of the void. Book maggot. It never got wyrd enough for me.
Neopagan Esq.
Neopagan Esq.
@liminalatlaw.bsky.social
Hellenicish neopagan attorney discussing law, religion, how not to be a terrible person, and other musings.

In case I get doxxed, all opinions are my own and I'm not your lawyer.

Profile images by Jake Baddeley and Randall Monroe.

#witchsky #pagansky
Serpent Cake
Serpent Cake
@serpentcake.bsky.social
Cranky Occultist w/Polytheistic Beliefs, Genero Leftist, Some Neurodisorders, Gawth, Omnivore, Gourmand Perfume Enthusiast.

SerpentCake on Discord.

https://linktr.ee/azimech
🌟 DeLuxie 🌟
🌟 DeLuxie 🌟
@luxyffur.bsky.social
☆ Silly pagan transhumanist serendripping star-love & light ☆
they/he->she valleygirl-in-training (21+ material), channeler & lucid dream workshop partner
☆ enquire within ☆
Ian Williams
Ian Williams
@brocktoon.bsky.social
PhD at UNC studying craft, games, and the miniatures industry. Former Vice wrestling guy. Labor, games, and soccer. Bylines at Jacobin, VICE, LARB, Paste, others.
bumpin that (x8)
bumpin that (x8)
@usspcrichardandson.bsky.social
shaking them and waking them and giving them más. homosexual menace, infallible genius, tristate nationalist, JD (sorry), opinions mine and mine alone. 1/2 of the newsletter Primary School.
Nied
Nied
@nied.bsky.social
@B_Nied in the old country pronouns/flag in bio. Find me elsewhere here https://linktr.ee/b_nied
bitdizzy is absent
bitdizzy is absent
@bitdizzy.bsky.social
God’s favorite daughter (derogatory)
nathan 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
nathan 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
@n8man.bsky.social
Nathan fka deardiarya
it’s me, sorry
🏳️‍⚧️ he/him
Deadhead
Deadhead
@revacholforever.bsky.social
⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆

21 and a professional Meanderer

⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆

ROLL MOTTLE.

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non sum qualis eram

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bozone layer
bozone layer
@snakeroot.bsky.social
hyper off the ginseng root
InternetTheo
InternetTheo
@internettheo.bsky.social
a warm cookie
a warm cookie
@freshcookies.bsky.social
🍪hell yes🍪
Envy
Envy
@envy-phthonus.bsky.social
INSANE nerd

I sometimes draw

nsfw acc: @phthonus.bsky.social
Network Sportsball Analyst
Network Sportsball Analyst
@fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
Taking care of my chickens and my mentals

Ranked “also receiving votes”: Hollywood Reporter Top Shitposters 2024*

*disclaimer: this is not real

Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6
Tippi Hedren Collider
Tippi Hedren Collider
@linanneblack.bsky.social
Malaisée-faire

My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Help me keep my house: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
brian
brian
@briminey.bsky.social
thinking person appreciator
Wicked Hoodie Girl
Wicked Hoodie Girl
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
over caffeinated
disco super-fly

confusing manifesto ⬇️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaou7nt6am4e