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So close! Every white powder is actually fentanyl
Is that powdered sugar or fentanyl on top? Let's ask these cops!
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I saw a napkin stuffed into my door am I being murder trafficked?
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That was actually stuffed there from the inside. The call is coming from inside the house!
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ACAB includes landlines. I will not elaborate.
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What’s a landline? I was born in 2009
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Like a cellphone that’s into bondage.
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An entire genre of slasher movie kill wiped out.
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The best landline phone I ever had was this one in college The heel would hook over your shoulder and you could talk for a long time 😀
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Lmao “guess who likes you”. This is so like every girl focused board game
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Mall Madness I don’t remember my name most days, but *that* immediately popped into my head. I didn’t even own it
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We need to find these and we need to play them.
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I remember most of them, but I couldn’t stop playing mousetrap. Really just building the mousetrap over and over. (I would have played operation, but it had dead batteries and my mom hated the noise)
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We never had Mousetrap but my friend did and we would spend so much time setting it up 😀
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Kinda wanna build it now, ngl lol
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we're in for Clarissa Explains it All night
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Melissa Joan Hart could *looks up her political views* haha nevermind
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I wasn’t allowed mall madness (because we weren’t made of money, but my dad always said if they had players use cash like monopoly, he maybe could’ve been convinced 🥲) Also ask Zandar?!?!
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I don’t even know if that was a game game or a Ouija board type activity.
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Never had it, but iirc, more like an 8 ball with a voice
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I have an ex that used to make me play Mall Maddness with her, and running the card through the machine was the high point of it.
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It came with zit stickers you put on your face and curlers you put in your hair for reasons I can’t remember?
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I think that was how it marked demerits and…uhh…I got nothing. We need to play. We need to know.
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I don’t remember what you actually did to play but I think the zits were bad (demerits) and the curlers were good like points? It’s probably still at my parent’s house!
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Dream phone. Our neighbor had it and we loved playing it with her!
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I always secretly wanted to play the mall madness game
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Me, too! It had a credit card machine!!!