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can we please go one week without a decade happening
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I made a joke like a decade ago that Billy Joel could write an entire new We Didn’t Start the Fire every week and it’s only gotten more true. Just picturing him frantically writing, glancing anxiously at a clock. A screen lights up with the latest six new stories and he screams “fuck” like a reflex.
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We could trap him in a bunker like in Lost where he has to crank out new lyrics on the regular to stop something horrible from happening. Toss Billy Corgan down there too. He writes better when pissed off. Record execs? You know how to find me. Let's do it.
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In 2015 I was 37. In 2024 I am 148.
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In 2015 I was 28. In 2024 I feel like time has simultaneously stopped and sped up to infinity and that I’m now an ageless immortal soul.
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Got hit by a Cat 1 Hurricane on Monday so yeah. Feel this. And also kinda not looking forward to whatever shit tomorrow may hold.
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Yes. I was fortunate enough to be among the first million Centerpoint customers to have power restored. Still almost 500k without power though as of this morning.
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Centerpoint has been such a joke. The restoration map has been wrong for everyone I know. We got power back two days after the map said we did, and once we did receive power we received texts saying it would be two more days until we would get power.
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That map is so ridiculous! Like a toddler colored in the streets. It was wrong for us too. We also never got text alerts at all.
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best i can do is 36 hours
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This is INCREDIBLY well said. Good lord, you just uttered brilliance.
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sadly, this does not seem possible
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WE GET IT LENIN!! CAN YOU STOP BEING RIGHT FOR JUST ONE WEEK!