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local businesswoman and somehow charter member of city chamber of commerce was so sickened by the idea that corinne and i had paid days off today that she threw up in both of our offices.
she would have sent her unpaid intern but river considers vomiting a hate crime against food.
ah, my love for a good bit bites me in the butt. allow me to appeal to a more trustworthy authority: @docblack.bsky.social
(also is this river or pia??)
pia!
you can tell by the fancy ascot. river is the one in the cheap pinstripe suit with a zest for life in her eyes.
portrait of the unpaid intern as a timid young go-getter.
It’s absolutely true, and I’m pretty sure I heard her screaming, “I puke on both your houses” while doing it.
sometimes i could absolutely just kill you for getting her that text to speech software.
ugh, she totally is, but she *demands* that word be fronted in every one of her bios. websites, galas, her fucking real estate development packets.
I love all the kitty lore. Keep it coming. I need to know their backstories, ambitions, disappointments, and their enemies lists.
I’m so glad to know I’m not the only person with elaborate lore for my cats
they have rich lives, i just take notes.
How dare you critique her for getting work done. She's fabulous and has the money to spend to keep it up 🙂↕️
i wouldn't care except she sometimes sits on my chest and whispers in my ear that her beauty is genetic and unattainable.
Oh ok that is actually pretty monstrous
She’s gorgeous tho. I’d forgive her.
The floof's got its own office? Wow. 🥰
An honest and open expression of her feelings.
