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Kaitlin Ruiz

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I have a zest for despair
kaitlinruizplease (at) gmail
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Behaviores Report: too hott for hijinx, 100% goode
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Christian Schloe. Nitess💤
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told my mom I was feeling really sad and she immediately apologized, at which point I was like "you did nothing wrong! I'm sad about stuff outside your control," and she responded "that may be so, but I can see you're hurting," which was so nice it made me go all misty-eyed
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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava
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Is it common for UK politicians to wear best in show ribbons like they're horses or dogs??
There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.
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July 4th is virtual #Caturday this week.
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I don't know much about British politicians but I do appreciate that they have slightly funnier names than American ones
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jacob rees-mogg
Orcs speak a kind of British working class patois. Orcs are British. Someplace there is a yet more evil orc that speaks Oxford English
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your days of starving kids are over, my boy
jacob rees-mogg, you can go back to menacing children from the shadows of willy wonka's chocolate factory
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could they not book the muppets
This evil motherfucker just lost and this is what he had to stand next to for it
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What exactly the fuck is going on
This evil motherfucker just lost and this is what he had to stand next to for it
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in my jeff tiedrich era (enjoying my hahahas)
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jacob rees-mogg, you can go back to menacing children from the shadows of willy wonka's chocolate factory
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none of these are real people!!!!!
SIR MARK SPENCER has FALLEN in SHERWOOD FOREST
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local businesswoman and somehow charter member of city chamber of commerce was so sickened by the idea that corinne and i had paid days off today that she threw up in both of our offices.
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frankly i have more questions about the puppet than the tall man
There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.
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can't even ham anymore. because of wok
SIR JOHN REDWOOD has FALLEN in WOKINGHAM!
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sad 😔 eating ham about it 😊
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i need a break from england
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none of you are on the level of my buddy luke
my kingdom for a day where no one is throwing up or pissing or doing misogyny
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Penny Mordaunt, the Conservative whose name sounds the most like a villain in a YA fantasy novel, has lost her seat. Or riding. Or perhaps fallen off a horse, and jolly good that, too.
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Time to watch the America movie today. No, not Independence Day. I'm talking about National Treasure
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This is Gus. She’s a big ol mush
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Biden solution: more spectacle.
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i'm not saying don't do crimes, i'm just asking that we could be a little more discriminating in the process... what ever happened to stealing the declaration of independence
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anyway last night I dreamt I was walking through a long and twisty polychrome corridor, the whole place windowless, getting more and more lost as the walls got purpler, and someone followed behind me, laughing very softly
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hmm.. what if i retire from computer.. 🤔