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I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun.

Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.

Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.

Iowa sports fan.

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Coworker in Nashville who blew me off last time I was in town just said “it’ll be good to see me again.” The hell does that mean? I’m sure I’m reading too much into it. Nevermind.

Not busy Nashville is my favorite Nashville

It’s only almost 1pm and I already have 8 stand hours.

I love turn of the century architecture so much. I was born in the ring time. Then again, as an unmarried woman in my 40s I would have probably been shunned and made fun off. Oh wait, not much has changed.

Something in this restaurant smells amazing and even though I just ate like two hours ago I’m considering it.

Drinking like a gangster at Nashville’s Union Station.

Yeah, I ordered a bottle of mimosas? What’s your point?

Not that there is a good time but it’s not quite 9am and someone is butchering Sweet Home Alabama at the Nashville airport Tootsies.

We love carrying a work phone, don’t we friends?

You know, I see those Sorel sandals on people and I think “I might like those.” Then I see them in the website and think “those things are fugly, what was I thinking?”

Oh goody! It appears there are “quite a few babies on this flight.”

WHAT CHEER

Skunk’s barely in.

The bird wants us to leave because…eggs!

This bird would us to stop going in and out of the front porch.

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This bird would us to stop going in and out of the front porch.

Just realized the shirt I brought for today’s outside do not match the shorts. This will not work for photos.

Hiding in my bedroom so I don’t have to overhear the FoxNews my father is watching.

Appears Jesus sister’s husband bought fish to eat in the time since the arrived late Monday. No idea why he did this other than he is a moron and she doesn’t pay attention to him until it’s too late. Anyway, last night there was a big fight about when he’s going to eat it. He’s leaves tomorrow.

REM-Chumbawamba-REM Yea please, I’m a 90s bitch after all.

I’m out chere bobbin’ and weavin’ Amish buggies like I never left Iowa. Everyone is on the move.

Not everyone can go from Joe Diffie to Cypress Hill to Garth Brooks (third GB song!) but I’m not everyone. And I realized out of those three acts I’ve liked Cypress Hill longest. Go figure.

Two Joe Diffie (RIP) songs this drive and neither was John Deere Green? Shame on you, Prime Country.

Kodachrome is a bop. Like 50 years later and it still bangs.

I bet the person behind me at this bridge construction stoplight would never guess that I am car dancing this hard to “Here Comes Your Man” by The Pixies but I sure am.

Reminder: Bubba Shot the Jukebox is about the dangers of toxic masculinity.

The two Garth Brooks songs on Prime Country during this drive are helping to make up for it taking an extra 30 min to get out of the metro.

Sure, I see no issues with what looks like a 12 yo driving an unloader through the middle of a small Iowa town. Seems safe.

I’m GenX, I’m never not going to listen to 2 Live Crew. Suck a fat one, Tipper Gore.

Lookit the schnoz this guy! 🌱 Yes, I know that’s not the flower’s nose.