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@tipcalculator.bsky.social

see also: benjaminto, zoetroupe, frontperson of rill ghosties, drummer in georgie

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fucking idiots setting off fireworks out here, go to hell !!!!!
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What’s up blue skyers !!! I remembered my password :)
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I wonder why Shirley Temple's parents named her after a cocktail
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I hope all the babies born from a generation of bodies filled with microplastics, lingering covid, and mysterious vaping chemicals get, like, cool telekinetic powers or something.
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rip my first and only pipe. gift from the first person i ever hooked up with. survived 4 years. i'm sorry i didn't clean you often enough & threw you at the wall once, little pipe. you deserved better than me. now go up to join the sparkling firmament with the rest of the world's fallen glassware 💓
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oops i had the australia time/date wrong here u go
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trying to figure out why i feel like shit and remembering i haven't eaten today and also drank like 4 cups of coffee
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This is grotus
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the website is done (except for adding new work and my *secret pages* which i may or may not continue to work on) i want to transfer the domain name to the new host but jello said we have to cuddle first
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It used to be 76 trombones leading the big parade, but nowadays you get 76 edm dj's!!!
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how am i always getting blessed to know the sweetest hottest smartest coolest ppl :) living on this planet is fucking wretched but at least my friends are good as hell
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anyway the website is 80% done
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getting dunked on again in the Broadcast discord bc i said Speed Racer is better than than The Matrix (which is true!!)
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Go into your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud
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i'm always saying this
Okay I watched Singin' In The Rain: it was great! "Make 'em Laugh" and the title track were especially incredible. Can't deny it S tier
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I think about the emotional regulation frog constantly