I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.
Don’t forget the part where you learn after the trial that the 29 year old judge’s father, who is a huge influence on the judge’s life, sells poison for water
