I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.
"The founders disdained germ theory, which does not form part of our history and tradition. Relying on such a theory is ipso facto beyond the power of any member of the executive."
They say no one has ever observed electricity, but then quote a psalm about lightning. They can't even be consistent with their BS through a single page
What age group was this supposed to be for?I'm pretty sure I could've called bullshit on this as an 8 year old... did they think rubbing your feet on the carpet and zapping your siblings was fucking witchcraft?
Don’t forget the part where you learn after the trial that the 29 year old judge’s father, who is a huge influence on the judge’s life, sells poison for water
My catechism:
What is it man's natural desire?
To slap a big ol' slice of bologna onto a Cybertruck.
And where will you put the soppressata?
I am gonna smack it down perfectly flat onto the hood of a Cybertruck.
What has man never seen?
A slice of ham frisbeeing through the air, smacking onto the
driver's side door of a Cybertruck, and sticking there.
What is the hope of our belief?
The possibility that the pig both lived and died so that we could have this chance.
All: This is the highest calling of the Cybertruck. Imagine the sound of it! Amen.
“This SCOTUS decision sponsored by Deus Vult Water Treatment LLC, who purchased an ATV trailer for Thomas’s RV and a new flagpole for the Alito household.“
