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One editor persistently asking "Did that happen, though?" would leave the Wall Street Journal opinion section a clean soothing expanse of blank paper
That does sound awful, when did it happen, exactly?
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They have to say Prosecutor specifically in the hypothetical, which they intend to be misread as a factual, because otherwise it would be calling out Trump.
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The WSJ opinion page loves it when prosecutors run on a promise to lock up more poor people for doing poor people crimes.
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You can tell it didn't happen, because it wouldn't be necessary to do that cutesy "Mr. X" nonsense if it had.
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Enforcing laws that only the wealthy even have the option to break is discriminatory. WSJ call me.
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What if every time Peggy Noon invents a New Yorker she kayfabe met on the subway or at a deli, in some distant universe, that imaginary figment is made manifest. A whole multiversal NYC, populated by millions of living fake anecdotes where Noonan is their oblivious and ambivalent god-creator.
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"Hypothetically of course* has to be removed from acceptable rationale for publishing and promoting lies. Great classroom exercise and a really good strategy for promoting disinformation.
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Dude don't ruin our Vibes section
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Well I mean who wants to deal with a defamation suit from Professor X? Obviously you have to blame the anonymous Mr X
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Jury trials of telepaths get complicated I assume
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The purpose of the WSJ opinion section is to be always wrong so that if you ever find yourself agreeing with it you know that your thinking took a bad turn.
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Technically, many of them are editors, so they could ask, get “probably” and then just go ahead and print. They probably do stuff like that all the time.
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But holy shit, I think that Peter and I actually did flag a few things with that kind of email question back in ‘00-01 period when we were putting the stuff onto the website. He’d been reading From Beirut to Jerusalem so had facts, and I just try to be helpful when I see things.
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Not really persistently though, not the job, just some dumb kids
I agree with you 100%. But there's actually a pretty famous recent example they could have used! An entire DA race run on prosecuting Bill Cosby. whyy.org/articles/aft... The losing "I won't prosecute" candidate later served on Trump's legal team for a while.
After negative ads focused on Cosby case, Democrat Steele wins DA seat in Montco - WHYYwhyy.org Fist pumping. Chants of “Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!”
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Noah whathisface…Noah Smith says it happened in his substack. But it didn’t happen, did it?
See also "cool story, bro".