Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow: "I already fed you, you cannot fool me with your lying cat ways." -- a thing I just said out loud.

"I already fed you, you cannot fool me with your lying cat ways." -- a thing I just said out loud.

The look on that cat's face 🤣

Growing up we had a sign that said “the cats are…” and you flipped the sign from “not lying” to “lying” when you fed them in the morning.

Once upon a time, me to my cat, to the tune of TMBG's "I Don't Understand You": I already fed you (I already fed you) I have already fed you (I already fed you)

"You big liar" is often heard in my household.

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I try to explain to the 7 year old that me and mum know Fairy lies to us. And that she know she's lying and she knows lying is wrong.

Glad I am not designated cat feeder anymore because those beasts exploited my ADHD forgetfulness masterfully

I, too, say things to my cats that they couldn't possibly understand. "What? There's four different kinds of food out for you guys. Pick one. You can't always have the treats." (Cat just stares at me, expecting treats. )

my cat has a gravity feeder, his bowl is always full.. every morning we have an arguement about whether or not there's food in his bowl. Its because he's orange.

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” - a cat probably

It's important to draw that line in the sand, even if they end up pooping on it.

Every fucking hour!

Canon

"But are you certain you really fed me? Could you perhaps have merely pictured yourself feeding me in your mind's eye and created a false memory of feeding me?" "Even if you did feed me, you must ask yourself, 'Did I feed them well?'?

Catlighting, it's called. This one's a master of it.

"That's what you think." -- a thing the cat just thought to himself.

You're obviously mistaken. That was an entirely different cat who just so happens to look exactly like them, who snuck in and tricked you into feeding them by mistake. Best to just forget the whole sordid affair and feed your poor starving cat before they die from malnutrition. #AllCatsAreInnocent

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kitties are known adorable liars stay strong

Was anyone impressed?

Not uncommon for me to yell at my wife, "Cats are lying!" when she gets home. She knows what that means...

You and most everyone who has a cat. We're all friends here.

Lying cat ways

As primary food ape who shares the house with another human, "She's LYING" is something I definitely say to the other human more than once a week. But if I were sole human, I would definitely be addressing Her Highness as "Liar!"

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