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In 6-3 ruling, SCOTUS rules hunting homeless for sport does not violate constitution.
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Another 6-3 decision as SCOTUS rules 13th amendment applies to white sperm but not black people.
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In a 5-3 ruling (Roberts abstains), the court rules that Texas may continue to drown immigrants.
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In a 7-3 ruling (Gorsuch voted twice), SCOTUS denies stay of execution for 5 year old convicted of blasphemy.
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In a 6-0 decision the court rules the other three member are no longer on the court.
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"Eww, you didn't wear pink on Wednesday, you're out of our club"
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In 6-2 ruling, SCOTUS rules that John Roberts is innocent in the shooting death of Justice Sotomayor, as there are no cameras in the courtroom to prove that he did it, only hearsay from many purported witnesses.
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In a 6-3 ruling, SCOTUS declares that ripping someone's vital organs from their still-living body is perfectly legal, if they owe money.