Kathryn Salamander 🦎: can't even use mice with balls anymore because of woke

lollllll ok so the mouse works fine in my graphical BIOS but Windows 10 will not do anything with this ancient Microsoft mouse

welp i can't find my 2020 steelseries mouse -or- my backup 2012 razor mouse -or- my backup 2004 logitech wireless and so we are down to the 1996 Microsoft Special

can't even use mice with balls anymore because of woke

Y'ever see the old faxlore about cleaning mouse balls?

I dunno what faxlore is so probably not

Faxlore is what we had before memes. :) [1] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faxlore [1]Technically, it would be "memes distributed via fax, vs. via internet". But fighting the shift in meaning of "meme" is like fighting "inception" meaning "An X within an X", vs. "planting an idea in the subconscious".

Faxlore - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

I just realized that they "you can die from getting any fentanyl on your skin" is the 2010s/2020s version of "you can get an entire acid trip by handling a piece of paper with Mickey Mouse printed on it AAAAH". White-spread panic.

A typical version. As with any such thing, there was a lot of memetic drift: www.techguy.org/threads/mous...

Mouse balls(Joke)www.techguy.org

im presuming "office meme from 1970~2000"

“Neil Cicierega’s old Tumblr posts”

Pretty much, yes. :)

i'd get these sometimes from other offices when i worked for an awful stripmall loans place circa 2005, it was usually a degraded-by-photocopy-of-a-copy dilbert,

FAXLORE DOS and Windows, memos and monsters await you. youtu.be/77m6aTJb-yk

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