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humans giving themselves lung disease from manufacturing industrial amounts of diacetyl (they've been evolutionarily fine-tuned to seek out biological markers of fermentation and will go to insane lengths to experience butter-flavored popcorn even when survival is not an issue)
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*Farnsworth voice* good news everybody
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The word *Speed* in Norwegian is fart, leading to exactly what you imagine happened in 1994.
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found the best website on the Internet, the Hypothetical Hurricanes wiki
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it's fractals all the way down
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