Dr JB Pokemon (✨🦋✨): It works similar to generic or unvoiced video game dudes; it’s easier for people to fill themselves in

keanu reeves is NOT beating the "wooden block" allegations

Keanu being a wooden block here honestly helps, IMO. Like, that "I WANT ROOM SERVICE" moment wouldn't have worked nearly as well if he WASN'T a wooden block. But yeah, however much we were ostensibly disdainful, us folks who voraciously devoured Mondo2000 took what we could get.

Also, I am a sucker for any movie in which Henry Rollins is a good-guy smart-as-fuck burly dude with no neck.

It works similar to generic or unvoiced video game dudes; it’s easier for people to fill themselves in

yup

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