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David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
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See, I know you said “David Attenborough” but for some reason my brain went to “Werner Herzog”.
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I heard an Australian accent. "These are the most vicious, bloodthirsty killers I have EVER seen!"
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Hahah! Proper Steve Irwin!
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Mom, the cats are gathering.
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Mine is marshaling her forces to murder me. I just know it.
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This is why all cats share 96% of their genes, and why, aside from the cheetah, they more or less have the same form factor: They are to land what sharks are to sea.
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The council has decided your fate
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This is heart-wrenching...I must turn away.
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"Man's best friend? In the face of the certain-doom scenario we find ourselves gawking at, fair-weather, at best."
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"Give us the chair or we'll pile on you as you sleep!" "And purr!" "Yes, we will PURR in your EARS!"
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"If it doesn't meow at us, we gonna kill it." Purrcival, alpha kitten.
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Werner Herzog: Let’s give him a shove.
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Marlin Perkins would have thrown a snake in there. Just sayin
wow, Marlin Perkins. would there have been standards & practices?
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Not sure, but animals were always involved in drama on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
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...and soon their helpless prey would feel the biscuit making... of death!
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I read it in the voice of Werner Herzog instead.
Surely a metaphor here. Congress getting ready to face angry and fed-up voters?
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This is how the Kitten Uprising begins....
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Very Well🐶🐶🐶🐱🐱🐱💚💚💚🆗🆗🆗
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"a pack of kittens" in the alt text is killing me 😂😂
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The cats treed a hound!
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Yes, I've read it with his voice and you all too.
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Poor puppy! When we rescued our latest Golden Retriever, we set up his bed and a cat went and slept in it. The Golden Retriever was outraged, barking his head off and jumping up and down. The cat fell asleep in his bed.
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😂I totally read that with David Attenborough's voice in my head.😆
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