Punxatawney Phil floating through space, undying yet unliving, the last vestige of human culture, a Cassandra whose warnings of a winter that would never end were ignored as we hurtled toward armageddon.
Wait, he drinks it every year but each drink gives seven more years of life? Does that mean he has 822 years in the bank now? Or does each drink replace the prior drink and so he never has more than seven years to live, in the event some disaster befalls the elixir?
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
No offense to @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com, but I give myself a 50/50 shot here, with additional concern for innocent bystanders.
I think I should go camping this weekend. Maybe have some premarital sex, smoke weed, and drink beer while I’m out there, too. Just seems like a good day for it.
#FridayThe13th
I’m reminded of the Penny Arcade comic from 2008 about a District Attorney accused of building a gaming rig on the tax payers’ dime
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/0...