Marjorie James Keenan: Who out there snagging their cargo shorts on every cabinet door knob they pass?

Who out there snagging their cargo shorts on every cabinet door knob they pass?

cargo shorts gang, PAT 'EM UP! (keys, wallet, sunnies, mints, phone, readers) 🄻🄴🅃'🅂 🄱🄾🅄🄽🄲🄴

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Stuck porn but its just me caught on the door handle by my bra strap again

Lady Seal Team 6 tactical cargo bra (still counts)

i remember back when i used wired headphones this was a hourly occurrence. getting my earbuds violently ripped out. had to tuck the cord under my shirt

OK I have put my underpants on over my cargo shorts and I gotta say, SNAG FREE! HFS how did I miss this? TYSM hey, you're Josh my stylist out there throwin' sick fits

the joy of never wearing clothes is that you never snag on stuff

when you see the pics I sent you, you'll delete this (fist-sized skin tag, but an innie)

challenge accepted

not wearing cargo shorts (too cold for shorts here), but i constantly do that with my shirt sleeves.

cargo shirts (still counts)

i... i'm not really sure this would work with my body shape.

Ok, that's fair, but hear me out what if we just kept adding more pockets, until there was nothing else but? Until there was nothing left to do but give you a gun, and the gun was also made out of pockets and guess what that pocket gun of pockets shoots, rabagast, guess! that's right: more pockets

Simple solution, leave knobs and pulls off the doors

this is a great idea save for the fact I am a huge knob myself what do you have against my kind? why can't we all push pull together, your honor, pls

Your cargo shorts' problem then. It was not my decision, a higher court (my late wife) ruled. She made me break the rules of woodworking, building that kitchen too, but that's another tale.

when you put it like that, you've talked me into in, them doors got to go! 🫶

I didn't say there were no doors. You're reading too much negative space into this.

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